“If he had HR, he’d be fucked.” This VPR episode is a doozy for our dear Ann. She's "professional and prepared," but she's also fired (or is she?!). There's a kitchen interview (that leads to an outburst about Ann), a sparkling water tasting party (where the VPR gang inquires about and then Ariana and Tom fight about Ann), and then a cursed beach day (during which another argument breaks out about Ann). Mercury is in fact in retrograde. Ann is here to share her side of the story and Amanda is here to defend her friend to the ends of the Earth.

"SECOND of all," the gals sit down with Rebecca Leib (42:06), former celebrity psychic’s assistant and current ghost girlie. She shares some of her favorite anecdotes from her support staff jobs, including a game show hosted by Jane Lynch and a ghost hunting show that had her stay at an extremely creepy haunted mansion while tipsy. They also talk about how teeny tiny Lala, Ariana, and celebrities in general are in real life. 

Before class is dismissed, they play a new game, “True Crime, Fake Crime,” (1:24:36) and tell a truly unhinged tale about Taylor Armstrong of Real Housewives fame and her imagined untimely death by candle. If you don’t understand it, you’re paying attention.

Rebecca’s plugs:

If you want more Rebecca in your ears, you’re in luck! You can check out her and Jason Horton’s shows Ghost Town & Vanderpodcalypse Now wherever you get your podcasts! 

Ghost Town podcast - episode featuring astrologer extraordinaire and VPR sweetheart Ally Lewber 

This episode utilizes “[FREE] True Crime  - Generic Theme Music” (you’ll never guess what we googled to find it….we googled “generic true crime music free.” ) Score by Esteven Rodriguez. Thank you Esteven Rodriguez! 

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