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This week Adam and Bryon rebuild a 1970 Camaro SS (numbers matching) for a demanding customer. With their shortest deadline yet these garage monkeys better get it together. Too bad everything goes wrong in the paint booth and no sign of the 4 barrel carbs they ordered. Listen and find out if and how the boys pull off this build.

This one is a doozy of an episode. It's rough and deals with some pretty heavy stuff. If you are specifically sensitive to specific subjects, you might want to give this one a wide birth.

When Bryon and Adam team up, you never know what’s coming out of barrels of their shotgun mouths. They just tell it like it is for about an hour. Chris makes an appearance.

Alright, now listen up here you lousy screws! Here’s this weeks episode for you, see. If you mention the fact that it’s a day late it’ll be curtains for ya! Don’t be a square and get listening to this jive content, that would be real swell, see.

This week Adam and Bryon come in hard. They start the show by picking a fight with a group of strangers and get their fucking heads kicked in because neither of them know how to fight.

This week is a fine example of two friends sharing the warmth of each other’s company. What you won’t hear is every moment Adam and Chris smiled at one another in mutual admiration of the speciality of their friendship. Do they always agree? No. Do they respect each other as individuals? Yes. Are they both witnessing their lives through an opaque lens, relying on interpersonal relationships with others as their compass? Maybe. So pull up a milk crate and just bask in the glory of two friends sharing a warm cup of thought tea. Namaste.

You’re not gonna believe what’s in store for you! IT is big. Wow! This week is just a sight to behold and you’re never gonna believe what happens next. It’s so gripping and monumental. Just listen, you’ll hear.

This week the guys learn a thing or two about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness. Things get a little too real between Blake and Chandra. Kev starts a new BMX build. Carl and Avery teach B-Money about online banking. Bret and Tiff score Oscar tickets. Brandon talks about the top 10 depressing Netflix documentaries. We turn it over to Jay2k for some Super Bowl highlights, and Becca confuses shingles with genital herpes.

This week the Cast Iron Crooks™ talk about a lot of things, that maybe I’ll get into at a later date. What they fail to talk about is the stark reality that none of this really even matters. The truth is simple: Lava people live in the center of the Earth, and every time a human dies, his soul goes down and animates a new Lava person—which btw adds to the numbers of their army. It’s only a matter of time before these volcanic beasts crawl from the Earths mantle and send us back to the stone age. If you’re reading this, you might just be humanity’s last hope. The thing about lava people is this—they’ll turn to rock if you piss on them, or use water. Don’t piss on them idiot. That was a test. You need lots of water. You’re only safe on or in, the ocean. Problem is, you could drown. So maybe don’t try and breath in sea water, stupid. This might sound like tough love, but trust me when I say none of this will mean a hill of beans when these Lava people come for you. Stay vigilant. There are a series of clues for survival packed inside this week’s episode. That is unless the guys forgot to bring up Lava people.

This week the Cast Iron Crooks™ talk about a lot of things, that maybe I’ll get into at a later date. What they fail to talk about is the stark reality that none of this really even matters. The truth is simple: Lava people live in the center of the Earth, and every time a human dies, his soul goes down and animates a new Lava person—which btw adds to the numbers of their army. It’s only a matter of time before these volcanic beasts crawl from the Earths mantle and send us back to the stone age. If you’re reading this, you might just be humanity’s last hope. The thing about lava people is this—they’ll turn to rock if you piss on them, or use water. Don’t piss on them idiot. That was a test. You need lots of water. You’re only safe on or in, the ocean. Problem is, you could drown. So maybe don’t try and breath in sea water, stupid. This might sound like tough love, but trust me when I say none of this will mean a hill of beans when these Lava people come for you. Stay vigilant. There are a series of clues for survival packed inside this week’s episode. That is unless the guys forgot to bring up Lava people.