There are a few personalities I don't get along with at all. A lot of time it's me, I'm the asshole. Two of characters I don't do well with clashed right in front of my eyes at the pool area last weekend where I live. The drunk annoying stranger conversation forcer in his late forties who doesn't wear a shirt and entirely should be wearing a shirt while he sits out on his balcony playing annoying classic rocks songs that are great songs but we all don't need a fucking DJ at the "luxury apartment complex" catches a young millennial 22-26 year old fake alpha male with a Napolean complex drinking Michelob Ultra with his two bro friends taking a piss in public at the complex's pool right there on the sidewalk. What would follow in this situation with drunk disrespectful bro poolside & drunk talkative old man balcony-side was hilarity, confusion, and drama.

Everyone Needs a Little Merch is here:

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Taking a trip down memory lane this morning with glimpses in my past thoughts & childhood experiences of McDonald birthday parties were back in my day as a kid, the 1980's My mushy adult brain remembers them as excellent, especially when the Kim brothers would show up with a box of Russell Stover candy, but were they really that cool?

Also in today's episode, I give previously unreleased personal tips on what a cool uncle brings as gifts to his nieces' birthday parties AND where you can purchase those gifts, it's entirely genius if you want to be remembered as the fantastic, exciting uncle.

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I thought Brandon Kenig and I were complete opposites but after having breakfast with him Saturday morning, I learned that we are a lot alike. We're going through a lot of the same challenges when it comes to our faith in people. Brandon and I have a great discussion about dating, friendship, adventure and may have just created the Everyone Needs a Little Adventure club. Check out the episode for more.

Check out "2 Men in the Middle", the political podcast Brandon co-hosts: https://2meninthemiddle.com/

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Maybe my purpose in this world was to bring men and women closer together with this podcast. Could I by airing my dirty laundry and profound dark emotional unstable admissions can help others take a better look at themselves and become more self-aware & increase their self-worth, self-love & self-esteem at the same time? Fuck yeah I can. I'm just trying to change the world one miserable son of a bitch at a time, starting with myself! :) In today's episode, I help women understand men more. We're not all stereotypical Ron Swansons, John Waynes, or Denzel Washingtons. We have some surprises for you.

The article referenced in today's episode: https://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2016/11/27-things-women-need-to-know-about-men-but-dont/

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It's no secret that a minority of people will admit that they are addicted to drama, but studies show that so many more are. What is it about drama addiction? I think I have the answer, its all about self-stimulation. What kind of metaphorical fuel do you need for stimulating yourself? Because if you don't know what it is, you will use other bullshit for fuel, like drama. Ride along as we go through the "10 Signs You're Addicted to Drama".

Article reference in this podcast episode:

https://thoughtcatalog.com/kayla-mathys/2015/03/10-signs-youre-addicted-to-drama/

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If you asked my mother or most of my long-term friends they would say I was full of shit if I told you I was an introvert. Being able to fake being an extrovert was, and continues to be very convincing for me to others. What personality do you connect with more? Being an introvert or an extrovert? Have you had to fake it? I've spent 30 years pretending. An honestly it has worn me the fuck down.

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Social media is a bittersweet thing. On one hand, we can share amazing things and also learn so much about our friends and other great things. On the other hand, it also gives us a chance to look into the shitty world of people we would never have known about nor known anything about their thoughts. See the garbage in the world, like racist old white people. They used to be shitty in their private world behind closed doors, and now these fuckers are posting their shitty views and opinions online. Today's podcast rant is sparked by a fat old white man from my hometown (that I don't know personally) who thought it was ok to call our former first lady a monkey on Facebook.

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Last night I was reminded that I would be turning 44 years old in a few months. I'll now be able to refer to myself as being in my "mid-forties," son-of-a-bitch. Today's episode goes over the life tips everyone in their 40's should know and give a heads up to those of you approaching the "Four-Oh." This episode is for both men and women, and I believe the advice I found online can be for both sexes not separated in the way that I found it in a Google search. Below are the articles:

The men article: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/40-things-that-every-man-should-know-by-the-age-of-40/

The women article: https://bestlifeonline.com/things-women-need-to-know/

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I was able to put it off for months but the time came where the state of Missouri said, "Sorry bro, you've got to show up." This state, and probably all states are so screwed up with their processes. Even tagging a vehicle in the state is a chore. So today's episode is nothing but a middle-aged white dude bitching about government. You might want to skip this one.

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Learned something significant about the confrontation I had with a whitebread older lady that got caught talking shit on me at the Target Superstore in Topeka, KS. Due to her simple surprised actions and complete awkwardness after being called out on her bullshit, I believe she learned a valuable lesson as well.

As for the reference the "whitebread" people, this what Urban Dictionary describes them as;

Belonging to the class of bland, clean-cut, middle-of-the-road suburbanite breeders. The Cleavers from the old TV show "Leave It To Beaver" are a familiar archetype of whitebread culture. Compare to yuppie.

The term implies profound cultural naïvete, blind consumerism, and an unquestioning "follower" mindset. Common trappings of the whitebread lifestyle include golf, Kenny G and Enya CDs, SUVs, an irrational fixation on lawn care, Golden Retrievers, nominally Christian religious beliefs, Old Navy clothing, moderate to conservative political views, and bad Chardonnay.

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