In today's episode, we've got a new recurring segment inspired by a listener, and Jess takes us to Australia for another pointless gander at some BIG. THINGS. 

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The one-for-one program is probably in its last week. What GAMES are ya'll diggin'?

A coooooookboooooook!

Alternate titles for today's episode include: 

Assault on Precinct Saltine

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What MUSIC is making you smile?! We still need to check out the new Fiona Apple, so no need to mention that one. 

ALL HAIL THE GREAT DAVE CHILIIIIIIIIII'S!

For new listeners, all Chili's higher-ups are named Dave. There, now you know everything we know.

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Actually, if ya'll have any obscure bad TV suggestions, we could use those. We got desperate and tried Property Virgins last night. We need help. 

In today's episode, we keep the comfort food a-comin'! You want bad discussions about classic films? You want good discussions about sloppy sandwiches? You want actual play Pathfinder narrated by Jonathan Frakes?

Well, we have the first two.

Hey, get in touch with us with the things that are making you happy! We're doing a one-for-one exchange. Like, if you send us a poem, we send you a poem. Or gif for gif. Game recommendation for game recommendation. That kind of thing. Or, send us a message anywhere requesting a dodo code in Animal Crossing! I'll make it happen.

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We're still a hard pass on Tiger King, but a hard yes on The Price is Right.

In today's episode, Jess uses her big brain to make isolation fun, and I follow the advice of our loyal Midwest Whisperer. When combined, you get an episode that is perhaps a little desperate, but hangin' in there.

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Just don't send us recommendations to watch Tiger King. We might when things are less wild IRL.

Hope ya'll are hangin' in there! The radio station that now hosts our podcast put out a general call for content, so we thought we would give it our best, FCC-friendly shot. We're not sure if it actually is 100% FCC friendly, or if they will want to air it, but we thought y'all could use some extra jokes regardless. 

Take care friends, and we'll catch ya' next Wednesday.

Today's title works as both a possessive and a contraction.

Also, we want to make extra clear that this episode was recorded on March 15th, so the things we say about going to the grocery store are less than ideal now.

Hey, get in touch with us with the things that are making you happy! It won't be mentioned until our next episode, but we thought it would be nice to go one-for-one on nice things. Like, if you send us a poem, we send you a poem. Or gif for gif. Game recommendation for game recommendation. That kind of thing.

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Y'all are the best.

When bbcgoodfood.com entered our lives, we thought we had met a new friend. A new source of joy and myrth. Instead, our bullheaded curiosity merely unleashed a godless anger upon the world, a restless hunger that never sleeps. bbcgoodfood.com, the sower of madness, come from aeon's past to reap the souls of the innocent.

Meanwhile, Jess brings some tight reviews for Amazon's many eggcessories!

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Additional credit to Soularflaire for 108. Cue 1 - Haunting-Spooky-Emotive-guitars and bass (Still) (04:23)

I'm sure someone else came up with eggcessories before me, but I can guarantee that they lacked my particular panache this week.

This week, Jess informs us all that you can review local news networks on Yelp. I know, I know. Baffling. But it does invite all sorts of fun discussions about JG Wentworth and, apparently, breasts. 

Meanwhile, I bring some reviews architecturally distinct McDonalds, and I still don't remember why I settled on that topic.

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Turn the page; wash ye' hands. Turn the page; wash ye' hands. 

Podbean, our podcast hosting service, now suggests that I "Make a clear, concise name for my episode" in the title field of this submission page. Well, how's "Of Mario and Luigi," Podbean? Those jumpy little bros get referenced like once and never again, so is that clear? Concise?! how about you let me LIVE MY LIFE ONE TIME, PODBEAN!?

Our office has a bee infestation. It's been a trying week. But this episode is the funniest we've produced in a bit, so I really think y'all will like it!

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Sometimes I think to myself "Who watches the Watchmen?" for no good reason. It's never relevant. It just kinda pops up, like an Abba song.