Everyone's A Critic

Well folks, we did it. Thanks for stickin' with us for so long. Hope you enjoy, and we'll catch you for 200. 

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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."

Did you know that people review small plastic animal figurines on Amazon? I mean, you shouldn't have to. Surely that's a product you can pretty much nail in one go. RIGHT?!

We're also makin' a quick stop in Farmville before cruising to episode 100. 

Things are slowin' down for us a bit on the downloads/reviews/new listeners front. The best way YOU can support the show is to help us get the word out! Also, we love to hear from folks, especially if you're a new listener.

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Twitter: @CriticEveryone

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We're streamin' games most weekdays! Just like everyone else on the planet! But ours is, y'know, nice.

twitch.tv/criticeveryone

In today's episode, a car thief practices their skills on a scooter, a sea lion watches, and a hot dog vendor with perfectly clean hands wonders why people are so terrible.

Episode 100 is coming up! Do you have topic ideas?! Send them in! Because we don't.

Also, we love new listeners, and word of mouth is the only game in town. If you like the show and know someone that might enjoy it too, let 'em know for us? You'll have our sincerest thanks. Or, just reach out; we love to hear from people for pretty much any reason. 

Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/

Twitter: @CriticEveryone

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We're streamin' games every weekday! Just like everyone else on the planet! But ours is, y'know, cool. (we got bored don't judge us).

twitch.tv/criticeveryone

In today's episode, I explore the simple American joys of the drive-in theater, while Jess tackles the complicated and conspiratorial what-have-yous hidden beneath the eldritch halls of the Denver International Airport.

We also discuss a devil horse and its anatomical correctness. 

Hey folks, we love new listeners, and word of mouth is the only game in town. If you like the show and know someone that might enjoy it too, let 'em know for us? You'll have our sincerest thanks. Or, just reach out; we love to hear from people for pretty much any reason. 

Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/

Twitter: @CriticEveryone

[email protected]

Our network: https://xraypod.com/

We're streaming video games! Just like everyone else on the planet! But ours is, y'know, cool. (we got bored don't judge us).

twitch.tv/criticeveryone

Regular streaming schedule coming soon!

Sometimes, I think our best episodes involve random restaurants and food off Amazon. Lucky for you, today's episode is *deeply* mired in random restaurants and food off Amazon. *chef's kiss*

Hey folks, we've been outta advertising options (and bubblegum) for a long while, and word of mouth is the only game in town. If you like the show and know someone that might enjoy it too, let 'em know for us. Or, just reach out; we love to hear from people for pretty much any reason. 

Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/

Twitter: @CriticEveryone

[email protected]

Our network: https://xraypod.com/

Episode 100 is coming up. So is Jess' birthday. I don't know what I'm doing for either! *chef's kiss*

Hey folks, a lot has changed since we recorded this one. We're choosing to keep our usual upload schedule because we know some people really look forward to it, but we cut most of our call to action.

Please consider donating to a local bail fund or the Emergency Release Fund:

https://www.communityjusticeexchange.org/nbfn-directory

https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1GsfJnX62CLaYtZ3Ewd0VVgh7J-W6vIdUBC0x4qsvA8c/mobilebasic

https://emergencyreleasefund.com/

Or please donate to any number of nonprofits that can always use support:

https://www.naacpldf.org/about-us/

https://idabwellssociety.org/donate/

https://www.cuapb.org/what_we_do

Hope all is well, and we'll be back next Wednesday.

Look, some people like knitting. Some people like bird-watching. And some people like bullying strangers on the Food Network because those strangers insulted Bobby Flay! And that's okay. We can meet those folks where they are, by sharing their bizarre behavior on our podcast. 

If that doesn't get you excited, I don't know what will. Caramel Sandwicheggo? Maybe. Hard to say.

Hey folks, we've been outta advertising options (and bubblegum) for a long while, and word of mouth is the only game in town. If you like the show and know someone that might enjoy it too, let 'em know for us. Or, just reach out; we love to hear from people for pretty much any reason. 

Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/

Twitter: @CriticEveryone

[email protected]

Our network: https://xraypod.com/

Hey, it's Wednesday. Have a cold one, on us. You've probably earned it.

In today's show, Jess introduces a new recurring segment. I know, I'm excited too. My stuff is pretty like whatever you know it's like gross foods that people made and reviewed and like cheese and bacon and stuff. But when Jess has a new recurring segment, ALL bets are off.

Y'all are the best. We keep saying it, but it's true. We're gettin' that thing where are dreams are super vivid because we've been isolated for so long? It's not great. And look, I'm gonna be upfront with y'all. We could use more listeners. If you know someone that might enjoy the show, let 'em know for us. Or, just reach out; we love to hear from people for pretty much any reason. 

Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/

Twitter: @CriticEveryone

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In today's pretty long episode, Jess takes us back to the IHOB. It therefore doesn't really matter what I did because IHOB reviews always win all the time, especially when there's a perfectly good Denny's RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD. 

Also, when you're not telling a friend about the show or leaving us a review, send us your football names! You can reach us at any of these places:

Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/

Twitter: @CriticEveryone

[email protected]

Our network: https://xraypod.com/

Do you like video games?! Play Cook Serve Delicious 3!? We're currently a bit obsessed. 

WOOF. Let me tell ya folks, we are glad to have this one out of the factory, on the sales floor, and out of our lives. What a right and proper mess. In today's episode, Jess pits chik'n nugs in a one-on-one cage match, while I find an excuse to rip used car lot jingles off the internet and put them in our podcast.

COMMERCIALS REFERENCED IN TODAY'S EPISODE:

L2T Media - "Ted Russell Nissan - If It'll Drive... It's Worth $8,500"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZum6giCOhw

West Chevrolet - "August 2018 truck specials"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ikM-oy3II

skee967 - "Jim Cogdill Dodge Cirque Circus of Savings"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL7BwXPeMEc

We would also like to thank Guillaume Tucker for "Bebop Molecule", which we did indeed wind up using as our ad break bop.

Want to get in touch with us? Here's how! We love to hear from folks, especially right now, when we can use all the human contact we can get.

Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/

Twitter: @CriticEveryone

[email protected]

Our network: https://xraypod.com/

Keep on keepin' on, friends.