Everyone's A Critic

This episode features one of the funniest reviews I've ever found. It's lived with me and haunted me since recording. (It's the tomato one, for the record.)

Meanwhile, Jess has a bounty of reviews for foods pretending to be other foods, including and up to hamburger cookies.

We're proud of this one, and we hope you enjoy it and find some comfort this holiday, whatever that looks like for you.

Of the many new traditions for Second Halloween, one is giving where possible to indigenous/first nation causes. We've included a few options below, but local is a good way to go as well.

http://www.wewin04.org/

American Indian College Fund

https://collegefund.org/

Native American Rights Fund

https://www.narf.org/

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Hold your jugulars close, folks. 

In today's episode, Jess brings a Hollow Earth edition of Go Yelp It on a Mountain, and a reviewer uses four exclamation marks and four question marks, interspersed evenly.

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Much love to you all!

Woof, kind of a long one today! Sorry about that, huge oversight over on this end. Hungry eyes and all that.

This one has reviews for cat feeders and their demon rulers, and we find some tums that AREN'T made of deadly chemicals.

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WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN DO WE THINK

Hey folks. Hope you all are DOING OKAY. I am, at time of writing, feeling strictly *okay* (with a deep undercurrent of the same raging anxiety that many of us are currently working through). 

This episode was intended to give y'all a break from the election. We don't really talk about it. So if that's something you're looking for, we got you. 

It's also about novelty socks and Penny Dell puzzle books.

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In today's episode, we explore the magical ubiquity of Spirit Halloween, and I introduce, and immediately regret, a new Halloween character.

See you all for Second Halloween!

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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."

On today's programme, Jess does a Halloween burgle of another one of my segments, while I get hot with the scariest of dogs.

It's a pre-First-Halloween Special Charlie Brown!

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Hey! This one's got two fan-favorite segments! Enjoy!

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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."

This one has a ten minute intro! I'm takin' us on a trip to Vulcan, Canada, and Jess has a delicious slice of Whoopsie-Bezie.

We're *so* tired but we're hangin' in there, and yooouuu can too. 

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Good Wednesday! Or Thursday! What day is it? 

In today's show, Jess accepts her wholesome-core lifestyle, and I bring a new counterpart for the Belligerent Bibliophobe's Book Nook.

Hi! Is anyone else ever surprised by how fast our theme song is? It's slower in my head, every time.

Anyway, I did Click Me Baby One More Time (CMBOMT) for this one, and Jess has a BRAND NEW SEGMENT which is maybe our best new segment in a while.

Hi!

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