Everyone's A Critic

This show's got it all. Appalling college professors. Karens on the march. And so many people getting cultured cream out of spicket.

It's the best episode we've done in a while, and we've been pumped to put it up. 

And hey, if you enjoy it, please tell us a friend, or drop us a review. The first one especially.

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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."

In today's season premiere, Jess decides to Yelp It on a Mountain, while I take us on a much needed trip, JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS. :'(

If you're new to the show, welcome! If you enjoy the show and decide to stay, please share it! We love that stuff, and we love to hear from folks, too: 

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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."

Join us for a wild season finale, where Jess brings reviews for everyone's favorite hot dog stand with a membership, and I drop some spicy thoughts on hot mushroom cocoa. 

It'll make sense eventually. See y'all in SEASON 2! (aka NEXT WEEK AS USUAL!)

Hey if you've got friends, please tell them about the show! We love it like mad when you do that.

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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."

What I brought for today's show was meant to blow down the house, but Jess's $300 smart toaster/affront to humanity steals the show.

Hey if you've got friends, please tell them about the show! We love it like mad when you do that.

Join us for game nights: twitch.tv/criticeveryone

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Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone

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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."

An extra long episode for an extra long winter. 

Please tell a friend about the show?! We *love* it when you do. And continued thanks to those who have helped contribute to the ad-fund. It's been very strange and humbling. Please stop now.

Join us for game nights: twitch.tv/criticeveryone

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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."

In today's show, Jess brings reviews for midwestern Applebees with 0 game plan, and I bring Music for Cats with every game plan. 

A huge thanks to everyone who chipped into our ad-drive! It went far better than we ever expected, and the ad buy is already in the works. If you haven't chipped in yet and would like to, we're leaving everything open for a few more days.

Join us for game nights: twitch.tv/criticeveryone

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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."

Hey, it's the holidays! We've got great, holiday-adjacent stuff for you today.

And we've made it possible for you to give, if you'd like to, a one-time gift to the show, so we can buy some advertising. 

Venmo: @CriticEveryone

Thanks for sticking with us y'all, and we're gonna do our best to make this a real thing in the new year.

Join us for game nights: twitch.tv/criticeveryone

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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."

I want to get out ahead of this one and say that our holiday special, which we already recorded, is our best work in months of quarantine. This one is uh, oh boy. It's been a tough month folks.

And yeah we're aware of the static in the second half.

Hey folks, we need help growing. We want this thing to be good! Spread the word, reach out, we'll take any and all help. 

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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."

In today's show, Jess hunts for rare and exotic beans, and I get a call from an old friend. 

Hey folks, we need help growing. We want this thing to be... good. Spread the word, reach out, we'll take any and all ... help. My plans for advertising have maybe fallen through, so *throws a ream of paper*. Anyway, we love y'all, and thanks for bein' you.

Join us for game nights: twitch.tv/criticeveryone

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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."

In today's show, Jess ushers in the holidays with reviews for bad tokens of good friendships, and I make a new segment when I could've simply phoned it in.

Hey, please let someone know about the show? It'd sure be great if ya did!

Join us for game nights: twitch.tv/criticeveryone

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Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone

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You'll always be my Weirdo #2.