Everyone's A Critic

By Jess & Jonathan

The internet's first curated volume of other people's opinions!... more

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Everyone's A Critic episodes:

June 23, 2021 Ep 150: A Squeeze and Stir Situation
This episode was recorded under extreme duress.
Freon! Turn it on once and live forever.
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Good luck in the heat folks. We all gonna float on okay, as they say.

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June 16, 2021 Ep 149: Pineapple When It's *Most* Fertile
Y'know, for when you're trying to have one.
In today's show, Jess celebrates every scholar with beer that tastes like "overripe peach nectar" and "wet wheat bread." Meanwhile, we take a trip to the only town named Peabody that has a pronunciation guide on Wikipedia.
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See y'all next Wednesday!

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1h 12min
June 09, 2021 Ep 148: Stephen Sondheim's The Mummy (1999)
You know what, sometimes we ARE a movie reviews podcast.
And yes I know and no don't @ me.
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See y'all next Wednesday!

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58min
June 02, 2021 Ep 147: Loose Security Nipple
In which Jess brings reviews the Amazon's easiest to lose product, and I bring reviews for Liquid Death.
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We're moving this weekend, yet you're getting another episode next Wednesday? Wild.

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1h 1min
May 26, 2021 Ep 146: Whoooom!
Hi! Today's episode was recorded in a birdhouse.
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We're moving in two weeks. The fact that y'all aren't going to miss an episode is fucking legendary.

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1h 3min
May 19, 2021 Ep 145: Sugar We're Goin' Down Sporkin'
Tonight, a grapefruit eater tries to get into heaven, yelpers review the DC metro, and thousands of theater kids remember sporks.
And at less than an hour long, we all have time to remember sporks.
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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."

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58min
May 12, 2021 Ep 144: Doing Actual Real Ecstasy
TONIGHT: We test Jess' ability to turn down cigarettes, read reviews about whole cities, and rebrand a very old segment.
If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? You're our only hope to get the show in more drums.
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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."

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1h 5min
May 05, 2021 Ep 143: Many Metaphors for WWII
In today's Oscars-themed episode, we've got reviews for trash bags AND a trash can. We also have the HOTTEST of takes on McDonald's in the UK.
If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? You're our only hope to get our numbers going up again.
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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."

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1h 5min
April 28, 2021 Ep 142: Too Burrito to Fail
In today's episode, Jess brings delusional reviews for Ferrero Roche, and I bring a seminal, show-defining segment about Chipotle's numerous plagues.
If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? You're our only hope to get our numbers going up again.
Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks.
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Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone
Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/
Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/
As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."
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1h 6min
April 21, 2021Ep 141: Ken Burns Has My Family!
Alternative titles for today's episode include:
Yoga Bones
Stretching to Joy Division
The Case of the Wandering Toothbrush
A Tale of Two Pinkberries
It's Not Defamation if You Have 400 Listeners
If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? You're our only hope to get our numbers going up again.
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Join us for community nights, twitch.tv/criticeveryone
Yell at us: [email protected]
Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone
Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/
Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/
As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."
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FAQs about Everyone's A Critic:

How many episodes does Everyone's A Critic have?

The podcast currently has 295 episodes available.