Everyone's A Critic

In today's cursed program, rich people waste even more money, I get sweaty at the TGI Fridays, and Jess plays Burger, Braise, Best Friend with her favorite woodland critters.

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Today's wordy title is brought to you by anecdotes, olives, and surprise recurring segments.

This one had a 48-hour turnaround and is so, so good ya'll. Happy 169th!

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Our episodes are getting darker, same as the days and life itself.

Nah, jk, it's just a Spooktober special! Lol. Haha

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In today's show, Jess does a Talk Shit, Bring Your Own Drag, and I bring reviews for raw cookie dough shops.

It's a spooky raw foods special, whether dough© like it or not!

Also, Community Night tomorrow! Twitch.tv/criticeveryone, 7:00 PST.

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In today's show, we again take a deep, nasty dive into Chipotle's wikipedia page, and Jess finds a new reason to loathe Trader Joe's.

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In today's show, we ring in the 12 weeks of Christmas, Jess takes us to the worst neighborhood on Earth, and I bring reviews for White Stuff™.

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In today's show, we look at reviews for Oceana Grill, a New Orleans restaurant that sued Kitchen Nightmares twice (and won). Meanwhile, we head back to the book nook, because we should and we're supposed to. 

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In today's show, J-bones debuts a sci-fi serial for no clear reason, and Jess debuts a recurring pants segment for *all* of the reasons.

We haven't skipped a week in 3 years and we're STILL TAKING CREATIVE RISKS?! POR QUOI?!

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In today's show, we explore the *wild* reviews for the roadside attraction that inspired Gravity Falls, and we also play a few *thrilling* rounds of Whale Spotting! 

Also, the next Community Night is Friday the 24th! For those who mind such things.

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In today's part one of yet another double record, we look at reviews for virtual game credits and Ree Drummond's goopy oatmeal bars. 

How are you folks hangin' in there? Doin' okay? Hope so.

In today's show, we read reviews for a toy *everybody* forgot, and we take a magical trip to the Enchanted Forest, Oregon.

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