Everyone's A Critic

In today's show, we sell meat back to vegans, Jess gets down with some slacks, and my reveal that I am, most unfortunately, the asshole.

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I'm certain somebody has done that pun before. I refuse to look it up.

In today's show, Jess also brings some choice cuts from the Pious Parent's Guide to Moving Pictures.

Pious, fwiw, is my go-to first guess in Wordle. SMALL WORLD.

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In today's episode, we enjoy all-carb smoothies, a wealthy steak-eater "continues the experience," and Charles Bukowski fucks an alarm clock.

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In today's episode, a genderless adult snorts granola.

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Kombucha kits and bougie kids toys make for a fantastic new episode. Who knew?! Fuckin' hell.

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In today's show, I ruin my stomach forever, Jess exposes the secrets of onion juice, and I attempt to hand squeeze an onion.

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Kiss it on both sides, let it ride! 

If it doesn't come back, you've done it right!

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TONIGHT! We conclude Jess' 2-part special: Creamer?! I barely know her! We also look at reviews for stuff bachelorettes can do before their lives are ruined forever.

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In today's show, Jess admits her biggest character flaw in her 2-part barnbuster, and I bring reviews for the best place to find hot lads.

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Be not throw stones if you live in glass!

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