Everyone's A Critic

To celebrate episode 200, we go backwards in a major way, look at reviews for the biggest things in Canada, and keep our nonsense, for ONCE, to under an hour.

Thank you all so much for stickin' around, and we'll catch you on the next one. 

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Today's title is brought to you by Applebee's! Spend at least 25 fucks and get a free ticket to Top Gun: Maverick!

See, 'cause the title of Top Gun: Maverick is profane enough, I left it alone.

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TODAY! THIS MORNING! We bring Branson Week to a dramatic conclusion, and Jess finds reviews for mouthwash that makes your tongue orange, ruins your taste buds, and damages your gums.

We're keeping it LIGHT over here! FUCK!

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Despite cutting a solid 30 minutes from this ep, you're still getting sick reviews for Outback Steakhouse, a discontinued Bigfoot expedition, and the world's biggest meatball and fork.

C'est impossible!

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In today's XXL episode, Jess brings us the Pious Parent's Guide for Disney's Dinosaur (2000), and we take in the sights, smells, and breaky breaky hearts of Branson: Day 2. 

I kind of hate what I just wrote, looking back at it. Idk what to say. This episode is jam *packed* with flavor.

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Like, I *just* go. Shwoop!

Today's episode also marks the start of Branson week! And we get a long-time caller, first time listener.

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Today's episode is a hurt locker of earthly pleasures, with reviews for garden hoses AND mall Macy's. Hey WHAT?!

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In today's show, a spouse is betrayed, an Ibex is murdered, and we Yelp it from a FUCKING MOUNTAIN.

Bye!

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Today's title isn't even a slant rhyme, and I have a *very* liberal (and accurate) definition of slant rhyme. Yes, I'm talking to you. Yes, you're wrong.

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A lot gets said in today's show without a lot of scripting. TO BE CLEAR, hiring folks with records = GOOD. Being a total Micah Camden about it = badbadbad.

https://www.pdxmonthly.com/eat-and-drink/2018/08/why-is-super-deluxe-rocking-portland-s-fast-food-world

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