In today's show, Jess brings more reviews from the land where everything is BIG, and we remind ourselves why people LIKE Chilis?!

Also, the rough cut of this ep was like 2 hours total. Getting it down to our usual hour+ was some kind of miracle.

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Today we provide savory and delicious content for a wildly underserved market, with reviews for squirrels, liver, and accent chairs. You're welcome!

Alternate titles for today's show include:

Papadam?

Papadam?

Papadam?

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In today's show, Jess introduces the nightmarish Wheel of Wheels, we eat schnitzeled poultry at the Chicken Guy, and we go on a magical Food Network journey. The Food Network synergy was completely unintentional. 

This, our funniest episode in a while, is under an hour! I genuinely don't know how we did it, given... all of it.

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My favorite hyperpop album.

In today's show, Jess reads reviews for restaurants in North Dakota (???) and I bring a new recurring topic for the good times and the bad.

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Hey folks! Sheesh! This one's got "Let's Talk about Slacks, Baby!" and some reviews for naughty ornaments.

Okay!? Jeeze!

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In today's show, Jess brings a pretentious palate of brews, we read reviews for a vegan cheese shop, and Jess declares that it is, indeed, time to eat out. 

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In today's very tense episode, we talk post-punk, post-WWII architecture, and TGI Fridays. We've also got reviews for hot dogs.

This episode is brought to you by sick days. SICK DAYS. It feels good when you do it, except when it doesn't anymore.

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Happy 2nd Halloween everyone! We're not done being spooky yet, and Jess has proven that by resurrecting the dead! (Allrecipes, that is).

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In today's jumbo-sized episode (we tried y'all), we celebrate all things infrastructure with reviews for Fort Lauderdale and Miami, as well as Central Maine Power. We also lose our fucking minds a little.

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