Everyone's A Critic

We're back! In today's show, we dive deep into Sonic the Hedgehog lore, and I mistakenly call Cream's friend "Cookies." Her friend isn't Cookies. Her friend is Cheese. Cream and Cheese.

Sorry, Sega. Fuck.

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Alternate titles include: The Episode that Almost Wasn't, The Episode that Almost Wasn't... wait, that's it. I thought I had more.

Today we've got reviews for a masturbation-themed pub in Wilsonville, Oregon AND daddy-themed foods from the Allest of AllRecipes. Unbelievable.

We're likely skipping next week's upload (for the first time ever) so that we can get an episode ahead. Stay hydrated and we'll see you in two weeks!

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In today's show, we finally do reviews for Hickory Farms meat and cheese boxes. I honestly wish we did an exclusively Hickory Farms podcast. 

I don't even remember what the rest of the show was about.

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Today's title is a bit of merciless SEO. But we didn't stop at nuts! This episode also has fried chicken and karaoke. 

Talk about a *banger*.

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In today's show, Stacy (finally) leaves the room, Jess arrogantly couches herself on our tongues, and Jacqueline learns about effervescence. 

I thought I was bringing fire with shrimp reviews, but I didn't know I was up against a grad student.

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In today's show, Jess tries to keep things light with reviews for Winn-Dixie the Dog, but fails when faced with a five pound burger and a fried chicken on a spoon.

We're really killin' it on this track.

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In today's show, Jess begins a 4 part epic through the lore of Winn Dixie, and we take a very patriotic trip to Bonanza, Oregon (honk, honk).

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In today's show, Daddy Bezos gives our DVDs the plastic coffins they need, and we once again explore the horrifying ball pit that is Chipotle.

WE LOVE YOU ALL AND HOPE YOU ARE OOOOOOKAY.

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In today's show, Jess hurts herself, a puppy ruins a Trader Joe's, and a dictionary flattens the elderly.

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In today's show, I bring us a new world of sushi on Amazon, and Jess takes Guy Fieri's hideous red car for a spin.

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