Everything Bothers Me

Everything Bothers Me

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Everything Bothers Me episodes

  • Ep 021: What is my Exit Cue?!

    Sadie needs to know when to leave friends' houses.  Not parties (SARL!!), but one on one affairs, ya dig?  We ask Yahoo Answers and Quora, and also ask a special guest Serena, who was able to roll with us, as her own podcast "Tea and TV" is on hiatus.  Also in this episode:  The debate over "y'all" and "all y'all" rages on,  Sadie coins a new sub-strata of FOMO, and we discuss the stages of coolness.  On a much sadder note, we say goodbye to Sam, as she has shuffled off this Podcast Coil, and has moved to a new city.  Hopefully you can understand our voices through our sadness tears.  We'll miss you Sam!!!

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    00:00 Banters

    0:427 Intros

    10:40 Sadie's Question

    12:07 Personal Anecdotes

    33:17  Internet Answers

    53:29 Conclusions

    56:08 Metamoment

    57:45 Next Month's question

    1 hr 6 min
  • Ep 20: The Complaint Cut-Off Clock. That a thing?

    Sadie needs to know if it's cool to complain about past occurrences.   Ones that even, possibly, maybe, might already be solved?  She good?  We get answers from listeners, and Yahoo Answers, (because at this point, Quora thinks we died).  Also in this episode:  We discuss Queen Bee, as one should, we also discuss Sadie's favorite Fed Ex Delivery man, and we continue last month's query on the correct use of Y'all and Y'alls.  And we did all this while Sadie's Migraine Demon was in full effect!  Your Welcome.

    ----more----00:00 Banters

    07:37 Intros

    10:56 Personal Anecdotes

    29:34 Mini Metamoment

    31:14 Internet Answers

    47:14 Conclusions

    52:00 Yelp Tangent

    1 hr 1 min
  • Ep 019: Can all y'all stop putting your dicks in the cheese sauce?

    Sadie's self-imposed boycott of passive-aggressive behavior is thwarted when she uses said behavior at a Condo Meeting, and it achieves positive results.  Soooo...keep doing it?  When in Rome?  Is she Good?  We get responses from Yahoo, and only Yahoo, cause Quora is fed up with our triflin' asses.  Also in this episode:  More Kondoing results in Sadie getting a new (old) diamond ring, Sarl learns how to correctly use "y'all," and in the second "Sadie Calls Mom" segment, her mother gets real, REAL QUICK!

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    00:00 Warm ups

    05:01 Intros

    06:24 Sadie's Question

    09:16 Personal Anecdotes

    32:23 Internet Answers

    47:20 Conclusion

    51:30 Sadie call Mom

    56:25 Metamoment

    57:42 Next Month's Question

    1 hr 3 min
  • Ep 018: How Clean is a Bathroom Cleaned if a Bathroom Cleaned was Clean?

    Sadie has a dense bathroom tale concerning a slightly dirty bathroom stall, and the self-imposed millenial peer pressure relating to such.  She does her first Multiple Choice Question to figure out exactly what she did. We get answers from Yahoo, and our FIRST direct answers, proving that someone's listening.  We also welcome DUCHESS, our special guest.  Also in this episode:   We discuss the absurdity of Potlucks, Duchess does a 'Listeners Top That' section about last month's query, and Duchess gives probably the greatest and worst-est college bathroom story EVER!!

    ----more----recorded  March 24th, 2019

    00:00 Warm-ups

    06:36 Intros

    09:15 Listener Tops That

    13:20 Sadie's Question

    16:08 Personal Anecdotes

    30:41 Internet Answers

    42:20 College Tangent

    52:10 More Internet Answers

    55:50 Conclusions

    58:08 Metamoment

    01:01:00 Next Month's Question

    1 hr 6 min
  • Ep 017: Any particular reason everyone misspells my name now?

    Sadie is super-duper tired of people spelling her name in that other manner, the one that's WRONG!!  Even after repeatedly saying as such! We ask the internet if this is as egregious as we think it is.  Yahoo and Elder Wisdom Circle gives some answers.  Also on this episode:  We follow the bandwagon and discuss our Kondo-ing, Sam has her first Metamoment Podcast suggestion,  and we get suspended from Quora because they think they cute.

    ----more---- recorded on Feb. 24th, 2019.

    00:00 Warm ups

    05:08 Intros

    06:49 Sadie's Question

    08:53 Personal Anecdotes

    26:00 Internet Answers

    42:19 Conclusions

    43:36 Metamoment

    51:27 New Cast Commercial

    53:30 Next Month's Question

    59 min
  • Ep 016: What's your Neighborly Favor Rate?

    Sadie was sneakily given some money from neighbors for a favor she did, and now feels cheated of her post-charity "good-feels" glow.  Reciprocate in secret?  Bring it up? Is she good?  We get answers from Yahoo Answers and Quora, and also give plenty of personal anecdotes of the plethora of under the table cash we never asked for. Also in this episode:  Sadie posits her awkwardness's origin is supernatural, we discuss coffee for a bit (which is always a win), and ruminate on why Bar Covers are still cash only, as if we're still the animals we were in the non-aught years.----more----

    recorded on Jan. 13th, 2019

    00:00 Warm ups

    04:00 Intros

    05:17 Sadie's Question

    08:12 Personal Anecdotes

    18:10 Internet Answers

    47:55 Conclusions

    56:39 Next Month's Question

     

    1 hr 1 min
  • Ep 015: The Ass or the Crotch!?

    Sadie needs to sidle past someone in the [insert incorrigibly narrow thorough-way Here].  How does she face, yo?  We get some indirect answers from Quora, as well as advice from FoTs (friend of the show), who is in town, and fills in for Sam as Laugh Track of the Month, (not that we need it).  Also in the episode:  Sadie has an idea for a cartoon serial starring two dog detectives, she has another hot take about a new room called a "fart closet", and, apparently on a streak, also invents the newest adult kids cereal.  Dammmmmmnnnn!!!

    ----more----recorded Sunday 18th Nov. 18th 2018

    00:00 Warm Ups

    05:00 Intros

    08:12 Sadie's Question

    08:36 Personal Anecdotes

    23:45 Internet Anwswers

    56:00 THoTs from FoTs

    59:46 Conclusions

    01:03:30 Metamoment

    01:12:47 Searching for Denny Fredman

    01:19:27 Next Month's question

    1 hr 26 min
  • Ep 014: What's your Passion!?

    Sadie ruminates on obnoxious questions she receives, and wonders what level of obnoxiousness she should give in return.  We obnoxiously query Yahoo answers, Mr. Glark, and our first ever 'Sadie Calls her Mom' segment.  Also in this episode:  Sadie unpacks her and Husband's Gifting Protocol, (inadvertently discussing pocket squares for quite a while), we learn Sarl might be into ASMR, and we invent hairstylist drones.  

    ----more----recorded Oct. 14th, 2018

    00:00 Warm Ups

    06:30 Intros

    09:16 Sadie's Question

    10:27 Personal Anecdotes

    40:34 Internet Answers

    50:17 Sadie Calls Mom

    01:03:10 More Anecdotes

    01:11:04 Conclusions

    01:12:58 Metamoment

    01:20:54 Searching for Denny Fredman

    01:26:31 Next Month's Question

    1 hr 29 min
  • Ep 013: Seriously, how hard is it to use preferred pronouns FFS?!

    Sadie delves deep into gender pronoun use, specifically when dealing in professional settings, and possibly with the big cheese's of companies.   Who better to do this than three Cis's! (is that how you pluralize Cis?).  Thankfully we get answers from a couple friends with real perspective, and also a bit from Quora and EW Circles.  Also in this episode:  We learn Sadie can podcast even with a hangover, Sarl learns he doesn't know what "double negative" means, and Sarl also learns that Human Resources in the Real World isn't what it's like on TV.  ----more----

    recorded Sept. 23rd 2018

    • 00:00 Warm ups
  • 04:45 Intros
  • 08:01 Sadie's Question
  • 10:24 Personal Takes
  • 45:32 Internet Answers
  • 01:23:38 Conclusions?
  • 01:25:39 Metamoment
  • 01:28:02 Next Question
  • 1 hr 31 min
  • Ep 13: Seriously, how hard is it to use preferred pronouns FFS?!
    Sadie delves deep into gender pronoun use, specifically when dealing in professional settings, and possibly with the big cheese's of companies.   Who better to do this than three Cis's! (is that how you pluralize Cis?).  Thankfully we get answers from a couple friends with real perspective, and also a bit from Quora and EW Circles.  Also in this episode:  We learn Sadie can podcast even with a hangover, Sarl learns he doesn't know what "double negative" means, and Sarl also learns that Human Resources in the Real World isn't what it's like TV.  ----more----
    recorded Sept. 23rd 2018
    00:00 Warm ups
    04:45 Intros
    08:01 Sadie's Question
    10:24 Personal Takes
    45:32 Internet Answers
    01:23:38 Conclusions?
    01:25:39 Metamoment
    01:28:02 Next Question
    1 hr 31 min

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