Everything Bothers Me

Sadie has a problem with young career mentees of her husband trying to become her friend.  And according to the internet, nobody else in the world has this issue.  Only one kind Elder at EWCircle answers the call.  Also in the episode:  A shameless plug of Carl's Xmas album, we discuss mens' smell well through the decades, we learn of Sam's sociopathy concerning sleep, cats, and looking over peoples' shoulder as they Google, and also learn we probably know the dudes from the Greatest Generation Podcast.  (Seattle only got like 4 people in it, yo).

Originally recorded May 27th, 2018

• 00:00 Warm ups

Sadie has a hard time knowing when to leave someone's house at a personal-like invited soiree.  Sarl messes up the question and thinks she means Leaving a "Party", which she has no problem with.  Regardless, we ask Yahoo, Quora, and WikiHow, a repository of even younger respondents than Wiki Answer.  Also in this episode:  We learn the Grade School Teacher Strategy from Schmary, Sadie and Sarl share their Cock-Blocking History, we learn to invite Jesus to a party purely for his companionship, (and not for the free booze and food), and we really (want) to like Schmanners.

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Originally Recorded April 7th, 2018

• 00:00 Warm ups

Sadie has a hard time knowing when to leave someone's house at a personal-like invited soiree.  Sarl messes up the question and thinks she means Leaving a "Party", which she has no problem with.  Regardless, we ask Yahoo, Quora, and WikiHow, a repository of even younger respondents than Wiki Answer.  Also in this episode:  We learn the Grade School Teacher Strategy from Schmary, Sadie and Sarl share their Cock-Blocking History, we learn to invite Jesus to a party purely for his companionship, (and not for the free booze and food), and we really (want) to like Schmanners.

Originally Recorded April 7th, 2018

• 00:00 Warm ups

Sadie can't figure out the best way to Break up with Friends.  She is also weirded out from how averse people seem to be about the idea.  We get answers (sort of) from Quora and Yahoo, as well as taking our first peek at Wiki-Answers, a repository of pre-teen wisdom which will serve as great Filler from here on out.  Also in this episode:  Sarl learns he was NOT the problem in Junior High, we dissect the pros and cons of wearing people's LITERAL feet, and feel left out from "Friendshipping's" Friendship-y Feely Feels. 

----more----Originally Recorded March 25th, 2018

• 00.00 Warm ups

Sadie can't figure out the best way to Break up with Friends.  She is also weirded out from how averse people seem to be about the idea.  We get answers (sort of) from Quora and Yahoo, as well as taking our first peek at Wiki-Answers, a repository of pre-teen wisdom which will serve as great Filler from here on out.  Also in this episode:  Sarl learns he was NOT the problem in Junior High, we dissect the pros and cons of wearing people's LITERAL feet, and feel left out from "Friendshipping's" Friendship-y Feely Feels. 

Originally Recorded March 25th, 2018

• 00.00 Warm ups

Sadie is concerned that a friend couple is flaking on her.  Is it her?  Is it them?  Is it both?  We get responses from Quora, Yahoo answers, and also an actual resolution of the sitch, but we leave that for last, (sort of).  Also on the episode:  Sadie invents "Lubouri," also invents an Earth-Sized dispersement system for "poopouri" (y'all know what that is, riiiiight), we start our new band "Fecal Cell", and Sam IMPLORES us to read one of Cheryl Strayed's books (can't remember which one, probably Wild).

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Originally recorded Feb 25th, 2018

• 00:00 Warm ups

Sadie cant decide what she loathes more:  grammar Snobs, or Snobbin on Grammar Snobs.  We get "Yes's" on both sides- taken from Yahoo Answers, Quora, and a select group of Sarls' Facebook buddies (smooches). . . Also in episode, we learn; Sam has secret knowledge of a Hyper-Michael Buble, no one is motivated by Monkey Poop, and that Sarl is disinterested in people who leave in the middle of awesome movie.

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Originally Recorded:  Jan. 7th, 2018

• 00.00 Warm Ups

Sadie can't decide what she loathes more:  grammar Snobs, or Snobbin on Grammar Snobs.  We get "Yes's" on both sides, taken from Yahoo Answers, Quora, and a select group of Sarl's Facebook buddies (smooches). . . Also in episode, we learn; Sam has secret knowledge of a Hyper-Michael Buble, no one is motivated by Monkey Poop, and that Sarl is disinterested in people who leave in the middle of awesome movie.

Originally Recorded:  Jan. 7th, 2018

• 00.00 Warm Ups

Sadie experiences a Frightfully Frawkward Dinner Host Predicament, and now feels the need to ruminate on dinner guest libation-gifting etiquette.  We ask Yahoo and Quora for their thoughts, and the internet comes to a fairly one-sided conclusion. 

Also on this episode, we learn:  Commissioner Jim Gordon takes wine VERRRRRRYYYYY seriously, Sadie's fine with just the "rich" in "rich and famous", and that a certain Podcast about Women miiiiiiiiight benefit from actually having a woman on it.----more----

--Originally Recorded Dec 10th, 2017

• 00:00 Warm Ups and Intros