Today we discuss three popular conspiracy theories (and why they're all wrong), and continue to call the CIA a joke (if we disappear without a trace, you'll know who got to us!).

Don't worry, next time we'll talk about aliens 😃

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Why are clothing sizes so confusing? Why are men’s pants 34x32 but women’s are just “8”? 

From vanity sizing the numbers just not making any logical sense in the first place, we need an update to how clothing is labeled. Plus the origins of modern women’s sizing is insane! 

The last segment is possibly the most unhinged thing we’ve ever done? See if you can make it all the way through without needing to take a break and touch grass or take a shot or cry?

Sorry in advance. 

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Ahoy, matey!! Do you dream of sailing the seven seas, plundering & drinking & swearing, and you'll risk getting scurvy or breaking a tooth on hardtack if it means chasing down buried treasure with the wind in your hair?! Then you, my friend, should listen to this episode about pirates, where we ONLY talk about pirates and nothing else! Ha. Ha.

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We is dumb. I blame our edukashun system. We don’t learn the smarts we need and we never need to know what the mitochondria is, so why do we all have that shit memorized??

I can’t navigate doing my taxes every year, but the Pythagorean theorem is my jam!- Please send help…

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We love animals, but we also think they're dumb! Especially pandas... oh my god, pandas 😍

Listen and learn about wonderful animals, while Victoria struggles to pronounce the name of an immortal jellyfish and surprise surprise, Kate mocks her ruthlessly.

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Sooo many dumb things in and about our bodies! Evolution doesn’t seem to be quite finished, but I’m not sure where to plug myself in to get the latest OS update…

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Are you passionate about seeing the world, but also enjoy getting violently ill amongst strangers and destroying the environment, all at the same time? Then make your next vacation a cruise, where you can eat food coated in viruses, inhale sexy hot tub bacteria, and pollute the ocean, all in the same week! Yay!!

Too dark? Probably, but it's past my bedtime and I'm not changing it.

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We’re talking about some hot-ass weather and the desire for a salad that costs less than $14. Then Victoria takes a quiz about  her favorite foods to figure out if she actually DOES love the heat, despite her constant verbal objections and shock that Southern California doesn’t share a similar climate to the Irish Coast. 

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The drinking age is too high.

The driving age is too low.

That's all we have to say about that... JUST KIDDING, this is our longest episode yet, so clearly we have a lotttt to say!!!

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If a car alarm goes off in the middle of the city, and no one reacts, does it even make a sound??? YES! A f*cking loud and annoying sound! Now I HOPE someone steals your car! It’s frankly ALARMING how pointless this noise pollution is…

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