Special Prosecutor Appointed. Media: "Let's get this party started!" And.. What Trump should do.

It’s not going to happen. Plus: the Water-in-a-Blender theory of Political Obstruction & sage advice from a Tiki Bar in Key West.

The Media freaks, but that's what happens when you mistake Alec Baldwin for Donald Trump. Racist. stupid, traitor humor ensues!

Travel Ban 9th Circuit Judge literally leans Left. Putin's no Lady Gaga, but his piano screams special prosecutor!

It's the weekend. You deserve it. Missiles, Ransomeware, and I actually thought President Trump shot James Comey.

Plus: Trump tweets about Comey, & James Clapper, the Maytag Repairman of National Intelligence sounds off on MSNBC.

Media parses Trump's kiss off to letter to Comey. NBC's Lester Holt takes stupid pills.

Can the CIA's operation Acoustic Kitty prevent disaster? Why Trump knows there'll be no war w/ China & more dopes flying United!

The Graveyard of Free Speech! Also: United capitulates, Trump's Tax plan 2.0, and who owns Michael Flynn? 

Plus: Ted Cruz proposes the El Chapo Act, Nancy Pelosi drunk in DC? How 2 Speak Trump & why you shouldn't sweat the President’s Sanctuary Cities EO being “blocked.”