Evil Thoughts

An adoring Congress welcomed Ukrainian President Zelenskyy last night. He and Nancy Pelosi blew kisses to one another, although 100 billion dollars is not enough.

Mitch McConnell, along with Chuck Schumer see massive deficit spending in the $1.7 trillion Omnibus Spending bill, as the number 1 priority for the USA. It will most likely pass with Republican support.

Liz Cheney and the outgoing J-6 committee announce baseless criminal referrals to the DoJ. Aside from being unconstitutional it's like taking something from your left and placing it on your right.

State sponsored propagandist, ABC's Martha Radditz, wins this week's George Orwell award, blaming the bum rush at the border on people like Trump and Gregg Abbott, because they complain the border is "open."

Evil Trump proposed a Digital Bill of Rights yesterday. It's time. Meanwhile Keith Olbermann is using his dog's account on Twitter to complain about his suspension.

The U.S. House Committee on Financial Services, is "investigating" the FTX scandal and billions of missing dollars, chunks of which ended up as campaign donations! As Chairwoman, Maxine Waters is the fox in charge of security at the henhouse.

Cindy Lauper is the latest useful idiot used to fear monger for the useless Respect for Marriage Act, which the President signed into law yesterday.

Dr. Fauci's long goodbye is like the Judd's farewell tour, which actually started in 1991. He's everywhere again, now that Elon Musk calls for his prosecution on Twitter.  

Elton John announced (on Twitter lol) he was leaving, and Elon Musk replied. Then Musk called for Tony Fauci's prosecution, which prompted former astronaut/woke Lefty Scott Kelly to object. In both cases hilarity ensued.

Vlad Putin had been trying to get arms dealer Viktor Bout freed for an entire decade. When they intercepted Brittney Griner at the Moscow airport last February he heard the angels sing.