When a woman meets a man in a crowded night club, you'll never believe what she "snatches" from him...

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Sources:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/rolex-theft-case-crumbles-274835

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595017/Woman-caught-hiding-four-stolen-Rolexes-worth-108-000-inside-vagina.html

http://thesmokinggun.com/file/rolex-case-dropped?page=1

http://www.scottishwatches.co.uk/2019/01/16/woman-snatches-4-rolex-watches/

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When these drunk drivers are caught in the act, they are simply not willing to accept defeat...

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Sources:

https://www.lohud.com/story/news/crime/2014/11/03/cops-man-charged-eating-dwi-evidence/18431311/

https://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/story/news/2014/11/04/paper-chaser-police-say-man-tries-eat-dwi-test/18497607/

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/drunk-driving/halloween-toilet-paper-flasher-896542

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3305673/DUI-suspect-eats-toilet-paper-attempt-foil-police-breathalyzer-test-fails-it.html

https://www.kcci.com/article/police-man-eats-toilet-paper-in-attempt-to-avoid-owi/6913969#

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Slimy scumbags give ridiculous reasons for committing crazy crimes...

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Sources:

https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Married+man+convicted+of+kerb-crawling.-a0337751238

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/local-news/man-caught-prostitute-told-police-5317856

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/2013/07/25/walsall-kerb-crawler-in-soup-over-tomato-excuse/

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-birmingham-23449261

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/07/26/muhammad-ikhlaq-prostitute-tomatoes_n_3658233.html

https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2011/05/27/couple-charged-with-burglarizing-south-st-paul-home/

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Two tails of literal cat burglars...

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Sources:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35859813

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3500962/New-Zealand-cat-exclusively-steals-underwear-socks-neighbours.html#comments

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10337799/Keith-kleptomaniac-cat-terrorises-neighbourhood-Christchurch-New-Zealand.html#comments

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/127333019/kleptomaniac-cat-keith-the-thief-moves-from-pinching-work-boots-to-narcotics#comments

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/dec/23/cat-burglar-new-zealand-pet-steals-bong-bag-of-white-powder-and-lacy-underwear

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Some things just weren't meant to go on a pizza...

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Sources:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2766728/I-didnt-order-topping-Takeaway-worker-caught-rubbing-GENITALS-pizza-annoyed-order-came-just-end-shift.html#comments

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/pizza-scrotum-topping

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/pizza-scrotum-prank-908732

https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/oc-deputy-gets-probation-community-service-for-pepper-spraying-teens-pizza/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2384738/Sheriffs-deputy-arrested-secretly-pepper-spraying-teens-pizza-routine-traffic-stop.html#comments

https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-deputy-pepper-sprayed-pizza-20130802-story.html

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We follow some thieves with commitment issues...

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Sources:

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/repentant-thief-returns-stolen-items-along-with-50-to-pay-for-broken-screen-door/article4456423/

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/guelph-police

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ontario-thief-returns-stolen-goods-leaves-50-for-damages-1.1287376

https://kitchener.ctvnews.ca/young-thieves-in-guelph-return-belongings-apologize-1.686800

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Two dudes with sticky fingers (literally) steal vibrators and dildos...

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Sources:

https://nypost.com/2022/01/06/man-steals-sex-toys-threatens-to-stab-adult-store-worker-report/

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/autoblow-robber

https://www.sexyland.com.au/products/master-series-pleasure-fister-textured-fisting-glove#judgeme_product_reviews

https://www.pressreader.com/australia/nt-news/20210210/281565178453413

https://www.ntnews.com.au/subscribe/news/1/?sourceCode=NTWEB_WRE170_a_GGL&dest=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ntnews.com.au%2Ftruecrimeaustralia%2Fpolice-courts%2Fserial-sex-shop-thief-fronts-court-for-stealing-dildo-foreplay-costume%2Fnews-story%2F00e7f27765a8b065a0b87f478ceaf2e2&memtype=anonymous&mode=premium&offerset=nt_truecrime_premium

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Two weirdos "get off" on clogging up women's restrooms...

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Sources:

https://japantoday.com/category/crime/police-officer-arrested-for-repeatedly-clogging-women%E2%80%99s-toilets-in-convenience-stores

https://mustsharenews.com/japanese-cop-clogged-toilets/

https://soranews24.com/2019/10/02/police-officer-arrested-for-repeatedly-clogging-womens-toilets-watching-them-get-upset-about-it/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7205747/Serial-toilet-clogger-gets-150-days-bars-three-years-probation-criminal-damage.html

https://www.sheboyganpress.com/story/news/2019/07/01/sheboygan-toilet-clogger-sentenced-probation-150-days-jail/1569553001/

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Two morons manage to mess up their marriages before even making it to the altar...

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Sources:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texan-man-robs-bank-day-wedding-pay-ring-venue-police-n1063286

https://www.newser.com/story/281395/day-before-wedding-woman-tells-fiance-to-turn-himself-in.html

https://heavy.com/news/2019/10/heath-bumpous/

https://www.weddingclub.com.au/inspiration/other/blogs-other/groom-who-called-in-fake-bomb-threat-gets-sentenced-to-one-year-in-jail

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2471514/Bomb-threat-groom-failed-book-wedding-venue-jailed.html#comments

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When meth is involved, things are bound to get messy!

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Sources:

https://www.bendbulletin.com/localstate/crimeandjustice/man-gets-days-for-resisting-arrest-during-naked-jog/article_b5ed6d78-16d8-11ea-a804-4f227506ccb6.html

https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2019/12/naked-jogger-on-meth-who-taunted-eluded-oregon-cops-sentenced-to-60-days-in-jail.html

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/10/16/558147669/florida-man-awarded-37-500-after-cops-mistake-glazed-doughnut-crumbs-for-meth

https://nypost.com/2017/10/16/man-gets-settlement-after-cops-mistake-krispy-kremes-for-meth/

https://www.kvue.com/article/news/naked-man-walking-through-ariz-walmart-carrying-meth-arrested/456143452

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4682204/Man-arrested-walking-naked-Arizona-Walmart.html#comments

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