We all know there's a war on drugs out there, but this is ridiculous. Find out how the simple act of getting their grub on, got these folks sent to the slammer!

Hal Hayes Pressure Washing Biz

https://www.ultrawashmobile.com/

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Sources:

https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/city-settles-men-arrested-nypd-cops-confused-jolly-ranchers-crystal-meth-article-1.1927186
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465756/Man-arrested-possessing-crystal-meth-turned-Jolly-Rancher-candy-sues-police.html
https://gothamist.com/news/nyc-pays-33k-settlement-after-cops-confuse-jolly-ranchers-for-crystal-meth
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/weird/2014/10/02/woman-spaghettios--meth/16620629/
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ga-woman-jailed-cops-confused-spaghettios-meth-article-1.1957736
https://www.gainesvilletimes.com/news/meth-charge-dropped-after-only-spaghetti-sauce-found-on-spoon/

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When alcohol, cigarettes and expensive cheeses go missing from the local supermarket, police have a tough time catching the culprit.
 
Better Business Bureau Link-

https://www.bbb.org/us/wa/auburn/profile/pressure-washer/wileys-pressure-washing-1296-22572431/customer-reviews

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Sources:

https://www.king5.com/article/news/local/auburn-grocery-store-squatter-arrested/281-225761c8-bbfb-412e-a01c-f159629dfac4
https://auburnexaminer.com/elusive-haggen-thief-arrested-by-auburn-police/
https://www.newsweek.com/man-grocery-store-rafters-arrested-cheese-1486152
https://auburnexaminer.com/lakeland-haggen-closed-to-search-for-person-possibly-hiding-in-store-rafters/
https://www.king5.com/article/news/local/auburn-police-grocery-store-squatter/281-dfed6684-6823-4ef6-99ff-fb4a2c2bc434

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In this episode we head to the golden arches. That's right! It's an all McDonald's episode baby!!!!!

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Sources:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8859283/woman-jailed-mcdonalds-attack-manager-ketchup/
https://abcnews.go.com/US/ketchup-thief-police-lookout-mcdonalds-brawler-allegedly-battered/story?id=59188893
https://abcnews.go.com/US/woman-attacked-mcdonalds-manager-ketchup-arrested-police/story?id=59483428
https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/woman-pleads-guilty-attack-fast-food-restaurant-manager-santa-ana/164706/
https://www.wthr.com/article/news/local/update-police-officer-forgot-he-took-bite-his-sandwich-indy-mcdonalds/531-0bcd7b35-41d3-421f-85cd-ddcb4600f215
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/07/29/cop-accused-mcdonalds-employees-taking-bite-out-his-sandwich-turns-out-he-forgot-he-ate-it/
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/officer-who-accused-mcdonald-s-workers-taking-bite-his-sandwich-n1035796

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When an elderly ladies man gets hungry on his ride home, he chows down on an unusual snack...
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Sources:

https://www.sloshspot.com/blog/10-24-2008/13-Dirty-Drink-Recipes-Cocktail-Names-That-Should-Not-Be-Uttered-at-a-Work-Conference-71/12
https://urbanthesaurus.org/synonyms/eating%20a%20girl%20out
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7469195/Train-passenger-64-performed-oral-sex-recently-widowed-woman-57-children.html#reader-comments
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/newly-widowed-woman-man-64-20072860
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ny-elderly-couple-oral-sex-train-20190916-ttqvxtonvvbmloltqfgtgv25ja-story.html
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9936397/couple-romp-rush-hour-train/

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Just listen, you'll like it!! 

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Sources:

https://www.tmz.com/2021/03/21/doritos-truck-oklahoma-city-enid-frito-lays-police/
https://www.koco.com/article/watch-bodycam-video-shows-man-s-arrest-after-leading-officers-on-chase-in-stolen-frito-lay-truck/35904798
https://whdh.com/news/police-man-in-stolen-frito-lay-truck-led-officers-on-wild-chase/
https://www.enidnews.com/news/enid-police-arrest-man-who-led-chase-from-oklahoma-city-in-stolen-frito-lay-truck/article_8c5c1c16-89a0-11eb-988a-a753c61809c9.html
https://kfor.com/news/local/man-in-custody-after-stealing-frito-lay-truck-and-leading-police-on-a-pursuit-from-oklahoma-city-to-enid/
https://www.wnem.com/news/video-shows-stolen-food-truck-dragged-on-its-side-in-mt-pleasant/article_15680ecc-7092-11e9-8a4a-0f80e80cf33a.html
https://www.themorningsun.com/news/copscourts/man-tells-police-he-stole-food-truck-because-hes-a-dumbass/article_71f5f140-7006-11e9-aeee-2bd55b56bcf4.html
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/man-stealing-food-truck-police

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 In the summer of 1990, a  softcore supervillain roams the sweltering streets of Manhattan in search of his next victim.

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Sources:

https://www.nytimes.com/1990/07/07/nyregion/new-force-in-fashion-dart-man.html
https://www.nytimes.com/1990/07/13/nyregion/a-messenger-is-arrested-in-dart-case.html
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1990-07-12-mn-559-story.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dart_Man
https://www.nytimes.com/1990/08/09/nyregion/felony-charges-are-reduced-in-dart-case.html
https://tulsaworld.com/archive/dartman-hits-his-52nd-victim-in-manhattan/article_2fcd68df-2094-523d-a936-22d1eb472f44.html
https://www.upi.com/Archives/1990/07/12/Police-snag-suspected-dartman/4484255707062/
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/os-xpm-1990-07-14-9007140213-story.html
https://en.linkfang.org/wiki/Dart_Man

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This episode might make you piss your pants, and I don't mean from laughter...

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Sources:

https://journalstar.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/york-county-urine-vandal-headed-to-jail/article_b443dfeb-f167-5ee4-9689-573616a58518.html#:~:text=The%20serial%20urinator%20of%20York,guilty%20to%20attempted%20criminal%20mischief.
https://journalstar.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/serial-urinator-closes-york-county-rest-area-investigators-clean-up-mess/article_98821992-3c60-5102-9e18-0d643d118158.html
https://www.knopnews2.com/content/news/Serial-Urinater-and-505898221.html
https://www.gainesville.com/article/LK/20140317/News/604133956/GS
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/serial-urinator-sketch_n_4987887
https://coed.com/2014/03/18/campus-crime-university-of-floridas-serial-urinator-strikes-again/
https://uproxx.com/viral/florida-urinating-bandit-sketch/
https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2014/3/17/5519378/please-help-catch-this-pervy-muppet-peeing-on-people-in-gainesville

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A woman's relentless journey to find her dog, whose disappeared under suspicious circumstances.

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Sources:

https://www.kron4.com/news/san-francisco-woman-offers-5k-award-for-missing-dog/
https://abc7news.com/pets-animals/owner-says-pug-stolen-outside-sf-whole-foods-in-desperate-need-of-medication/3412106/
https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/dog-owner-pleads-for-return-of-stolen-disabled-pug-5000-reward-offered/61292/
https://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/phyllo-stolen-dog-sf-stephanie-lee-lost-pet-duboce-12916243.php
https://abc7news.com/pets-animals/owner-recovers-pug-stolen-in-san-francisco/3449406/?sf189133453=1
https://sf.curbed.com/2017/6/27/15880358/hairball-homeless-camp-bike-path
https://www.niche.com/places-to-live/n/duboce-triangle-san-francisco-ca/#residents

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Having trouble finding a partner? Well maybe humans ain't your thing.  Come join me as we explore other options...

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Sources:

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-56449-0
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/bride-plans-marry-chandelier-open-18334259
https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/british-woman-wants-to-marry-a-93-year-old-chandelier-because-the-heart-wants-what-it-wants-3655757.html
https://nypost.com/2019/07/19/woman-plans-to-marry-91-year-old-chandelier-named-lumiere/
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9202981/Depraved-man-37-sex-chickens-WIFE-filmed-three-year-jail-term-cut.html
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-jailed-having-sex-chickens-19731456
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/edwin-tobergta-sentenced_n_4241201
https://www.neighborhoodscout.com/oh/hamilton/crime
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-arrested-sex-float-time-article-1.1827864
https://www.daytondailynews.com/news/neighbor-man-begged-forgiveness-when-caught-having-sex-with-pool-raft/tEVGJSOr4n1SwGT5fwZiXJ/
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/edwin-tobergta-sex-pool-raft-_n_5485696

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Two thugs call up a bank and demand that their cash be ready "to go."           
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Sources:

https://www.neighborhoodscout.com/ct/fairfield/crime
https://www.fairfieldct.org/
https://www.ctpost.com/local/article/Fairfield-cops-Robbers-called-ahead-for-take-out-419680.php
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/03/24/phone.in.robbery/index.html
https://www.fairfieldcitizenonline.com/news/article/Fairfield-bank-robber-could-get-9-year-jail-term-711405.php
https://www.ctpost.com/local/article/Bank-robber-pleads-guilty-in-Fairfield-bank-heist-710611.php

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