ExesNexus

ExesNexus

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  • Episode 44: Whiny Beach and the Million-Dollar Cocktail

     We like our pickle chips spicy! We discuss the difference between Florida and the rest of the planet, as we reminisce about our Ax throwing adventures. How a little spit take leads to the downfall of concerts and concert tickets. Lackadaisical lyrics take us on a shame spiral of shit music. We almost talk Avengers with an old friend. Game of Thrones, Motley Crue and Jason Momoa show up and distract us for a bit. Toys get us hot and cold as our love of California out shines Florida. To report or not to report finding money, food karma and bad drivers round out our 44th episode. Enjoy! 


    Mature 18 +

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    #picklechips #gameofthrones #popculture #comedypodcast #popculturepodcast #superherotoys #funnypodcast # avengertalk #floridaman #californialove #axthrowing #gameofaxes #concerttickets #concertstories #badlyrics 

    54 min
  • Episode 43: G.I. Joe needs Good Karma

    We won’t be invited to join any Barber Shop Quartets anytime soon, as you’ll discover. Kelly is participating even though she’s only got one eye tonight. The Capt keeps up his 1 for 1 losing streak on drinks. We cover lots of ground during Irritainment, from the new Avengers movie all the way to a live action reboot of The Jeffersons & All In The Family. This week, the questions get personal…wait for it!

    #dumdumlollipops #rootbeerdumdum #jagermeister #cocktails #craftcocktails #irritainment #dontspoiltheending #avengersendgamedontspoilit #nerdist #peoplesuck #rescuecats #oddcats #offensivenames #cantsaymidget #youcantsaythat #respectdifferences #diaryofamadblackwoman #howistylerperryfamous #wheresmybigbreak #igotyourmoviescript #amysedaris #athomewithamysedaris #jeopardywinner #jeopardytv #jeopardyjames #jeopardygambler #willjeopardygobroke #bumblebeemovie #theboys #whowatchesthewatchers #jjabrams #savestarwars #deepdive #vcr #vhs #keeptheoriginal #stayforthestinger #aftershow 


    44 min
  • Episode 42: The Godmother has Sex On The Beach

    The Captain continues his losing streak on at least one of the cocktails, we should ALL remember how much Jim hates Amaretto! Just like the rest of America, we’ve been sucked into the newest ‘Jeopardy’ winning streak. We totally nerd out on the latest chapter of the Star Wars saga and we’ve only seen the trailer and finish up the Irritainment section doing a deep dive into the beginning of the end for Game of Thrones. Kristina wants to know if Disney owns the British Royals, it’s a valid argument. We finish this episode with confirmation Jim & Kristina married the right people…NOT each other!




    Mature 18+



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    #amarettococktails #cocktailculture #jeopardywinner #jeopardygambler #biggestwinnerjeopardy #dailydouble #truedailydouble #disneyplus #disney+ #mandalorian #starwarsmovies #lukeskywalker #movietrailers #spoileralerts #spoileralert #skywalker #episode9 #jjabrams #effkathleenkennedy #rianjohnsonsucks #thankgodforjjabrams #lastjedi #skywalker #forceusers #buttholes  #rebels #clonewars #GoT #gameofthrones #newseason #tvnerds #hboshows #whodiesingameofthrones #madking #babysussex #britishroyals #disneyownsabc #porklips #lindsaylohan #lohanbeachclub #stillthesame #nothingschanged #greasyporklips #capslaining #hairpuller #whatamidrinking #sexonthebeach #marriageadvice #verycompetitive #dairyqueenblizzard #firecrotch #downherdraws #sweetandsavory #stayforthestinger #afterepisodestinger #dontgobreakinmyheart #discoduck #nobodyknowsit #eltonjohnkikidee #duckvoice 

    49 min
  • Episode 41: Spicy Paloma, Compadre

    This episode is brought to you by tequila and more tequila. Everyone makes fun of Kristina’s new hairdo. Jim tells us how much he loves the music played at Publix, including one particular 80’s classic. Shout out to our friends in Brooklyn! We shout at The Cap’t while he’s in another room and discuss Shout At The Devil. Things definitely get a little out of control, but isn’t that why you listen?


    Mature 18+


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    #johnnyfive #fisherstevens #eldebarge #robotmovies #eightiesmovies #allysheedy #tequilafueled #tequila #numberfiveisalive #fivealive #tampico #childhoodfavorites #nyc #inuendo #notwhatimeant #motleycrue #netflix #netflixmovies #thefavouritemovie #oscarbait #bestactress #studio54movie #nycmobsters #studio54 #michaeljackson #fandango #marvelendgame #avengersendgame  #abductedinplainsite #thedirt #nikkisixx #mickmars #iwatchedamovie #jokerthemovie

    54 min
  • 40th Episode Movie Review Spectacular: Batman '89

    Every 10th episode we review a movie and tonight we’ll dive deep into Batman 1989. It turns 30 this year and we’ve got things to discuss. Care to “dance with the Devil by the pale moonlight”?


    Mature 18+


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    #jollyranchercandy #grapejollyrancher #makeyourownvodka #purpledrank #timburton #batman89 #batman1989 #jacknicholsonjoker #dannyelfman #beetlejuicemovie #noir #movienoir #artdeco #setdesign #late1980s #productiondesign #batsymbol #comicbookmovie #batmanmovies #starwarsconnection #rabbithole #downarabbithole #screenplaysmatter #podcast #geekpodcast #movienerd #michaelkeatonbatman #mrmomdoesbatman #batmanhascrazyeyes #vickyvale #thejoker 

    1 hr 12 min
  • Episode 39: Driving a '57 Chevy w/Hawaiian License Plates into the Alpine Lemonade

    Kristina starts things off by sharing a work story (insert eye roll), Wally contributes and serves some decent cocktails, we spend a lot of time rehashing some previously discussed topics ~dejavu all over again~ there is much to rejoice as this season of The Bachelor is over. Sometimes we take things a little too far and sometimes we see a Marvel Movie and it doesn’t go far enough. The machinations of how the Hollywood Machine works is mind numbing, we discuss. 



    Mature 18+


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    #funcocktails #cocktailsforall #southerncomfort #irritainment #musicmashups #youtubestar #mcclintockmusic #commercials #mayhem #30rock #bigbangtheoryaintthatgood #chucklorreshows #actingskills #robertdowneyjrdatedsjp #robertdowneyjrinthe90s #cybilshepard #dateyoursoninlaw #pornodescriptions #downtherabbithole #godeep #dejavu #thankgodbachelorisover #bachelornation #bachelornationornot #boringbachelor #rightreasonspolice #didhelosehisvirginity #whocares #fencejump #marvelmovies #captainmarvel #wewatchedamovie #moviereviews #moviereview #cgiyoungface #getthecgright #captmarvelmovie #didshesuck #marvelmoviewriterscoulddobetter #yeshavesome #howwasyourfuckingbirthday #floridakeys #keylargo #thekeys #birthdayweekend #weekendwithfriends #keysliving #artsandcrafts #peruvianfood #piscoloungelw #grilledoctopus #copperpointbrewery #silversporkfoodtruck #stpatricksbirthday #spoileralert #foxmovies #marvelmoviereboots #thingschange #acquisition  #jamesgunn #dcmovies #comicbookmovies #superheromovies #castingwishescometrue #suicidesquadmovie #geekout #myfirstcar #longstory #1984datsun #nissanusedtobedatsun #traveling #liveanywhere #cityorbeach #keysliving #cityliving #beachliving #stayforthestinger #moreafterthecredits 

    59 min
  • Episode 38: Orange White Russian steps on a Rusty Nail


    We start the show off with some explicit language but only because we love each other. We have a semi-intelligent conversation about wine. Kristina, in typical fashion, goes on a rant about terrible drivers. All of us admit to a crippling fear of heights and lament the death of “job perks”. We discover just how different our musical tastes can be and that we don’t really care for your Billboard Top 40 Hits. Irrational fears are, irrational, suburbs anyone? Do roaches count as an “irrational fear”? Our list of annoying people is pretty long and we end the show with some popsicles!

      

    Mature 18+

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    #bottleshockmovie #californiawines #sidewaysmovie #tvcommercials #galaxysedgedisney #starwarsgalaxysedge #disneyworldparks #disneyparks #adultsonly #disneyforadults #michaeljacksondoc #hbodocumentary #makeyourowndecision #metalorpop #technicalmetalmusic #jayandsilentbob #olafmetal #nightdriveband #dreamcarband #80stastic #rockimendation #sadandgetp #exesarebest #weareexes #consciousuncoupling #eatadandgetp #mostannoying #johnmayerisannoying #amberheardisannoying #annoyingtvshows #annoyingcelebrities #jimmyfallonisannoying #picklejuicepops #picklejuice #drinkpicklejuice #putitinhermouth #putitinmymouth 

    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 37: El Presidente gets a Brass Monkey

    Tide pods are for laundry kids, don’t eat them! The exes prepare for their birthday weekend, you know they’re a day apart, right?! We drink (good?) drinks out some St. Patrick’s day glasses, a gift from Kristina’s childhood BFF. Jim still thinks Kristina steals his birthday limelight, she doesn’t. We learn how gross Kristina really is, Wally doesn’t want to hear it and Jim just eggs them on. Jim nails the bachelor finale…almost. 


    Mature Content 18+


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    #russiandoll #amypohler #natashaleone #netflix #bachelor #fencejump #worstbachelorever #coltonsucks #totallyavirgin #crybabybachelor #helpcassie #dumbdemi #cassiedoesntreallylikehim #iwannastabmyeyeballsout #staytuned #virginbachelor #grossburps #stinkyburps #girlsburping #grossgirls #williamhmacy #kateupton #terriblemovie #irritainment #irritating #captainmarvel #newmovies #marvelmovies 

    45 min
  • Episode 36: Screaming Viking takes Vixxx 44

    In this episode we discuss poseurs, pictures and all get a little sha-la-la-la-la-la-llow. The Captain gets a Pop Culture reference half right, Jim wants to rip people's shirts off and Kristina takes a 'geek' down a notch. We all sing some cartoon and sitcom jingles and our stinger contains all our ire for the Bachelor aka, the Dummy. 



    Mature 18+


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    #bachelor #boobs #cheers #comedypodcast #speilberg #moviepodcast #shallow #gaga #sitcomjingles #cartoonjingles #sethrogen #geekpodcast 




    52 min
  • Episode 35: Blue Knickers of a Shady Lady

    Bros, Batman, Bachelor. It's a scene, man... with Tequila. We talk Oscars, Drunk Festivals, the cat like skills of a professional Dum-Dum and get the dirt on 'The Dirt'.  Bonus: One of us is wasted. See if you can figure out who.  




    Mature 18+

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    #sincewhenyaare #thedirt #motleycrue #drunkfestival #batman #oscars #tequiladrunk #tequila #bachelor #dummy #podcast #popculture # comedypodcast #popculturepodcast  

    49 min

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We are exes from years ago but remain BFF's to this day. We talk about geek pop culture, nerdy movies and strange entertainment, The Captain makes us cocktails and we interview each other on a range…