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The Captain seems to have gotten the drinks right this week, Kelly is in the room but you wouldn't know it, we dive deep into the merits of NOT doing remakes of our childhood films, The Bachelor is still on TV, and we fanboy geek out about Stephen King.

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We all hail Mads Mikkelsen, Kristina gets gross on more than a few occasions, Jim takes us back to the  FL music scene in the 80’s, and we all regret not keeping up with our music lessons as kids. And finally, we ask the age old question “What’s Kristina got in her mouth this time?”

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The Exes and The Captain discuss Oscar predictions, Kristina gets Honest with Jessica Alba and everyone goes off on at least one tangent. Reality TV anyone?

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Leggings0 (or are they yoga pants?) raise the ire of Kristina, we gush all things pop culture and discuss what has been and what could be. As always, new home video and theater fare is discussed along with Dr. Rick Springfield performing some labia surgery. Ralph Speedermen & Ira Batminn invite us over for tea and we get, well…  drunk. 

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Dive in for our review of Aquaman, Sexy flowing hair, rippling tight abs  and a sultry Australian accent! Nicole Kidman gives us all goosebumps. Oh, and Jason Mamoa is pretty ok, too. We go balls deep into Aquaman, discussing everything from riding bareback on sharks to weirdo shell codpieces. Our review scours the ocean floor for all the pearls of this nautical adventure. So, come aboard we're expecting you! 

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 The Captain whips up some fancy yet, foul cocktails.  The Exes talk depressing Oscar bait, the trials and tribulations of Ira Batt men and how there’s no celebration for white people becoming “adults”.  Madonna and Lindsay Lohan battle it out for Most Embarrassing Famous Person with Fiji girl refereeing.  Capsplainin’ is afoot. And the Tequila takes hold. Buckle up! 

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The Captain has slipped back into his old ways and made Kristina a drink that no one likes, we debate whether or not the “F” word was used on Sesame Street, discuss our favorite movies of 2018 (Black Panther for the win!), decide what we want to do with our 15 mins of fame and share fond memories of what happens when we drink the wrong alcohol. We're havin' a hard time, man!

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In this episode, we find our Heroes evading a ravenous & persistent mosquito. Kristina continues to battle the fourth wall and her own psychosis, Jim gets downsized and hates every nano-second of it, The Captain still hates Ghost Adventures and the girls confess to wanting to get vibrated while watching movies.

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 In this episode we get a little jolly on holiday elixir, find the true meaning of Irritainment, take Dave Mathews and well, everything down a notch including our dignity. Ready Player One gets an attitude adjustment. Jim gives us Dave Matthews in concert. Kelly and Gin duke it out. We delve into the Captain’s reading habits, Kurt Russell’s film choices and what happens when you have no cable.

New Year’s Eve is right around the corner!  Let's Party! 

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The Captain gets Pentatonix with music. The boys take the piss outa Kristina for her dislike of traditional waffles and Kelly offhandedly drops some personal secrets and may have super powers. Shout out to Emily Schwab and Operative Ron Bazard. It’s Christmas with The Exes as we all end up on the naughty list, butcher Christmas carols and discuss ALL the Golden Globe nominees. Merry Christmas!

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