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This week the Exes visit the jerk store, are joined by some rando millennial Victoria (jk :)! LOL ;)...) for a Batchelor deep dive, the Captain suffers from the dreaded sophomore slump before pulling off some Cap-splaining, and Jim forces us to relive his golden days with Hostess Chocodiles in a hilarious edition of "Kristina puts it in her mouth"! Also, the Barback trolls Jim in some post credit stingers...

Good night kids!!!

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In this episode the Exes mourn and remember Burt Reynolds, The Captain makes a pair of fancy pants drinks, the barback makes things up in his head, Kristina tells the story of "Sailboat Guy" and, Jim tells us something.

#kparks #burtreynolds

Kristina doesn't like thin mints (wtf), The Captain drinks Yoda jizz and Jim tortures Kristina with ASRM and the and the rest of us by talking about A Star is Born for 4 hours.

Live your best life folks!

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#littleblackball #yodajizz #ASRM #poorwally #ilovenatalieportman #ronbazard

In this Episode the Exes find themselves in a pickle, chronicle Christian Slater's entire career in a two minute aside, The Captain serves up a couple of duds and takes on the man, Kristina uses words correctly, and Jim takes Madonna down a peg while longing for 1980's Mtv.

Also in this episode we premiere a new segment "Capsplaining"! And hey kids there's a "Kuffs" reference this episode! How many podcasts can brag about that in 2018?!?

#hanginstuff #Transmetropolitan #jollyrangers #Capsplaining #picklepouch

We did it kids, we made it to 10 whole episodes! To celebrate, we're riffing the 1982 "classic", The Beastmaster! And the best part, you can watch along with us by following these simple steps:

1. Listen to the podcast up to the point where The Captain tells you we are about to begin and pause the podcast.

2. Get your copy of the 1982 "classic" The Beastmaster ready.

3. Press play on the movie.

4. At the end of the second MGM lion roar, press play again on the podcast.

5. Rinse.

6. Repeat.

7. Take the blue pill.

8. Gleam the cube.

9. Ignore steps 5-8 but not 1-4.

10. Enjoy! :)

That's it you are now watching the 1982 "classic" The Beastmaster with the Exes Nexus gang.

Just a heads up, there was a technical glitch at the very end so we miss the super boring epilogue. Trust us, if you make it that far into the movie, you'll thank us that we cut the last few minutes off. Even if you don't want to watch along with us, this is still a really fun...

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The Exes forget how intros work, the Captain admits to liking fruity drinks, Jim gets a mysterious letter... Big Red Dog takes over your life for 5 minutes, and Kristina pretends not to know about Star Wars porn...

Also this week, we premiere a new segment... "Kristina Takes Them Down a Notch"... (or is it a peg?) Either way, William Katt has been served! The kids still say that right?!? You know what else the kids say? "Who the *bleep* is William Katt?!?"

Suck it mister it's Exes Nexus!

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#irritainment #ihatethatvoice #ageism

The Captain gets a mic! Kristina continues to come off as a pretentious d’bag even though she isn’t one, Jim professes his love of comics, and the Exes put things in their mouthes while disparaging kids named Josh.

Also in this episode, Jim premieres his new segment, "Rock-i-mendations™"... and it's a deep, deep cut!

You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll want to die…?!? Whateves, it’s ExesNexus! :)

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#hulabaloo #metoo #me2 #exesnexus #thatkid #weloveyoujonfavreau #rock-i-mendation #güberrideshare #ihavenoideawhatjimrockimendated

Aloha! In this episode, The Captain scours the interwebs for pretty, fancy drinks, the Exes tell Canada to take nickle back and the Barback experiences "technical difficulties" ...this has never happend before ladies... he swears! Aloha!

Sorry kids, no hashtags this week because the Exes abused their hashtag privileges...

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This Episode, the Captain classes up the joint with some pretty but terrible, Frenchy drinks. Kristina shares her fear of floating heads, smacks her lips (omfg), and reminds the kids that Mtv used to play videos. Jim slut shames a giraffe and commits the ultimate sin of mixing-up Taylor Swift with Taylor Dayne ...

Oh, and we're totally trademarking Cat Jackets™

#thatswhatshesaid #bipolarbear #fuggyouunclegeorge #donttouchmethereagainunclegeorge #porglife #giraffeslutshaming #nitflixbinger #nitflix #littlebabynit #buttonsouth #catjackets

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This episode the Exes do their best to offend everybody, Kristina offers to take one for the team, Jim doesn't want to turn into an actual baby, and the Captain whips up some boozy fun.

Be sure to stick around for an extended post credits scene to get to know the Exes a little better in a peek behind the curtain... It's like a whole 'nether episode!

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Sorry, no hash tags this week, the Exes went hashtag crazy and the Barback spent half the night editing the wrong episode …