I recently returned from the Magic Kingdom and I bring with me tales of whimsy, churros, and missed opportunities for gamification. Disneyland is all about fostering the illusion of fantastical, yet grounded environments. Because of this, I couldn't stop drawing parallels between world building in video games. So here it is: the definitive Disneyland review. For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, and legs inside the podcast at all times.