Behold! We have consulted the most ancient of tomes and conjured an auditory apparition for your amusements. Some may seek to explain this feat by turning to the actions of humankind and their feeble attempt to use technology to harness the great cosmic forces. We know better though. We know podcasts are governed by an older logic, one governed by laws untouched and untouchable by simple mortals. Laws that some, in an attempt to make sense of an impenetrable code, attempt to distill into a single word more easily held by our fragile cultural psyche: magic.