Future podcasting. Killer Pugs. Nub Rubbin. Nubbin but time. Cum Nubbin. Get a Bean on. SUBREDDIT. You lookin good. Radio. Vagina Impersonations. Catfish IRL. Get the strap. We're so Texas.

Our 3rd premium show is out, and it may be the best one yet. $4 for 7 and a half hours of Starship Troopers themed madness.

The men of CLIMAX take on an action classic, Lethal Weapon, and barely even glance at the moral conundrum of supporting Mel Gibson. They invent a new game called "Add Jack Chan," try to decipher the strange messages on a Fosters' beer can, and trot out the very best Australian accents you've ever heard.

Mission 7 takes the Criterionauts back in time to Modern Times as they experience life through the eyes of a brain damaged factory worker known only as "The Little Tramp." Oh and there's an attractice underaged homeless girl too. Modern Times!

​The gang tries their hand at amateur psychohistory while praising the Galactic Spirit and try to make sense of the middle part of Asimov's "Foundation" where nerds take over the galaxy with a Spacepedia. ​

Criterionauts is great. Gyro Kim. Kyle Jr vs Brian Jr. Ferret Winds Robocopski Softi. Candy Party. Feach Santana. Splitting shart hairs. In Jizz. Tinybodyman. Roxxxie. Talkin' Spot. Body pillows for propping.

TOPIC 1: Birthday Stories. TOPIC 2: Austrailia questions revisited. TOPIC 3: The Professional.

TOPIC 1: Personal paranormal stories. TOPIC 2: Bad inventions. TOPIC 3: Roadside attractions redux.

WELCOME TO THE CRAPATORIUM. In this new video series, Joey and Ari subject themselves to horrible games given to them by fans. Special guest Kim joins the duo as they prepare to embark on GENDER BENDER DNA TWISTER EXTREME. Generously donated by Mr. Luke O'Connorable. SUBSCRIBE TO WASD FOR MORE EPISODES NOW!

Our latest mission takes us to the student film filled stopmotion world of Equinox. Follow Joey and Brian as they witness films dumbest non-heroes mercifully get wiped out by a slobbery park ranger with a dick ring.