PRELUDE: Samichlaus. TOPIC 1: Christmas memories. TOPIC 2: Weird traditions. TOPIC 3: A Florida Man Christmas.

Nük Nük. Borat Robot. Child Bear. Fire church. Man shaped animal mash em ups. SCOOPED. Russia: Sexually Cool. Sex Murder. Whore pizza. Hipster Santa. Weird Santa. North Hole with the South Pole. Egg nog.

WASD takes a (probably too in-depth) look at various game making softwares. Listen to the new episode, then buy Idiot Town. steamID clockface and dybno

The Criterionauts face their most challenging challenge to date. Salo, or the 120 days of sodom, assaulted the brave explorers with such fury that the effects will be felt for years to come.

Future podcasting. Killer Pugs. Nub Rubbin. Nubbin but time. Cum Nubbin. Get a Bean on. SUBREDDIT. You lookin good. Radio. Vagina Impersonations. Catfish IRL. Get the strap. We're so Texas.

Our 3rd premium show is out, and it may be the best one yet. $4 for 7 and a half hours of Starship Troopers themed madness.

The men of CLIMAX take on an action classic, Lethal Weapon, and barely even glance at the moral conundrum of supporting Mel Gibson. They invent a new game called "Add Jack Chan," try to decipher the strange messages on a Fosters' beer can, and trot out the very best Australian accents you've ever heard.

Mission 7 takes the Criterionauts back in time to Modern Times as they experience life through the eyes of a brain damaged factory worker known only as "The Little Tramp." Oh and there's an attractice underaged homeless girl too. Modern Times!

​The gang tries their hand at amateur psychohistory while praising the Galactic Spirit and try to make sense of the middle part of Asimov's "Foundation" where nerds take over the galaxy with a Spacepedia. ​

Criterionauts is great. Gyro Kim. Kyle Jr vs Brian Jr. Ferret Winds Robocopski Softi. Candy Party. Feach Santana. Splitting shart hairs. In Jizz. Tinybodyman. Roxxxie. Talkin' Spot. Body pillows for propping.