Our latest mission takes us to the student film filled stopmotion world of Equinox. Follow Joey and Brian as they witness films dumbest non-heroes mercifully get wiped out by a slobbery park ranger with a dick ring.

The Men of Climax set off an explosive Season 2 with instant-classic, John Wick! Matt, Kyle, and Nick explore the only rational reaction to someone murdering your pet, have a series of violent agreements, and test the waters of corporate sponsorship. All that and the triumphant return of BIG MISTAKE and a brand-new theme song by Nick!

Candleman. Shakespear words. Poem memorization. Emergency shorts. Explorin' that area. Athletic shorts. Stool Scale. The Gravies. Pug neck. Pee debit card. Feeding Brian's Toilet. Melly Gibson. Napoleon's Piece. Black Market Body Auction. Snake Oil.

The Criterionauts journey to the LSD-infused, blood-soaked sex dreams of House and barely make it out with their sanity intact. Those Japanese sure know how to party. It's a super good time, you guys.

TOPIC 1: Roadside Attractions. TOPIC 2: Drug/Drunk Stories. TOPIC 3: Keanu Reeves.

Joey and Ari finally play HATOFUL BOYFRIEND and commence with hating themselves. ROAD NOT TAKEN seems neat. You should play Monster Hunter. steamID: clockface and Dybno

Tiny Teeth. Fast 567. Spaghetti. The Sanchez Brothers. Peter Popoff Miracle Water. Dead Toe. Head Transplant. Metal Gear. Penis Transplant. Max Girth. Kims First Lemon Party. Olive Garden Mishaps. Funeral Strippers. Boobs Are Rad. Gash Mask. GAME TIME!

The Men of CLIMAX celebrate 12 white-hot episodes of analysis, laugh, and, yes, even love, with our Season 1 Finale: COMMANDO. Marvel at Arnold at his physical peak. Laugh at the breakdown of Bennett's outfit. Cheer when Nick finally comes up with a nickname for our fans.

Criterionauts Reinisch and Carney embark on their first english language mission where they are treated with a shocking amount of nudity for a 50 year old movie.

TOPIC 1: CLIMAX v PARANOIA SHOPPE. TOPIC 2: Macho Man's Album. TOPIC 3: Wrestling Personas.