​Nick, Aaron, and Ellen travel back to the land of talking bears and animal daemons to discuss the "The Golden Compass" movie. Exposition dumps, interchangeable old white men, and ugly children, this one's got it all.​

Criterionauts Joey Reinisch and Brian Carney suit up for their impossible mission. To boldly watch culturally significant movies and expand their tiny brains. We now join our heroes for their first mission: Seven Samurai. Do YOU like...films? Ughh

TOPIC 3: Shitty booze tasting party. TOPIC 2: Your best floriday man story. TOPIC 1: Dangerous, weird, strange kids toys.

DOMINIQUE PAMPLEMOUSSE. GYNOPHOBIA. MOONBASE COMMANDER. SOKOBOND. GODS WILL BE WATCHING. steamID: clockface and Dybno

Yeahyeahyeah. Happy All Day. Lightless Salt Box. Pinch Massages. Poo Bus. Sax Impressions. Finger Shaped Ram Rods. Rocketman. LOLKJK. Sealguins. Illegal Squirtings. Big Rubber. Tactical Boners. The Book Of Brian. The Pest Starring John Leguizomo. 30mph.

Excess Squirts. Ya Been Squirted. Ten Tickles. Mr. Poopergrabber. Robot Overlords. Robot Poems. Fourth Dimension. CHEERS. Hamster Ball Marathon. Advicerciserobics. Bubble3GS. LOLJKPODCAST AT GMAIL DOT COM. 818-453-0ASS.

THE INTERVIEW. THIEF TOWN. HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT. DIEHARD DUNGEON. THIS WAR OF MINE. WIN A DUMB SONIC GAME. steamID: clockface and Dybno

​Turns out, ancient aliens have been on Earth all along. HP Lovecraft tells their history in his harrowing tale "At The Mountains of Madness" drawing from his Cthulhu mythos, which Aaron lays out for us. Nick gets scared and Ellen talks the movie.​

TOPIC 1: Shit about birds. TOPIC 2: Which Disney princess has the worst mental disorder. TOPIC 3: Killing bloodthirsty dogs in Wonka's factory.

The guys examine not only the last action movie of the 1980's but the very last movie of the 1980's, EVER. In what should be CLIMAX'S finest hour with our first-ever Kurt Russell movie, Sylvester Stallone at the height of his powers, and a double dose of evil from Jack Palance and James Hong, instead the show is almost torn apart by the very existence of GUNBOOT. Also, Kyle learns a lot about himself and how he's been affected by Robert Z'Dar and his awful/amazing chin.