How’s your love life? Dead? Well you’re not alone!

The internet is filled with very real, very sexy tales of ghosts, ghouls, skeletons, and demons that pull their blankets or make them look at porn. If that sounds hot to you, well you’re a fool because ghosts are cold.

Join us on an adventure across equally credible and prestigious sources as we scare up some lovin’.

This week, Extra Credit means in the Hitachi Magic Wand kind of way.

Do you have seasonal allergies? Dust sensitivity? Just a reactive nose in general? It’s probably frustrating sometimes, right? Maybe even sometimes a little bit embarrassing?

Well don’t be so ashamed! It’s only natural to sneeze. Nobody around you is judging you harshly for a bodily response you can’t control. On the contrary!

Some people are into it.

The Language of Sneezing is an archive site housing the remnants of ‘Serotica’, a sneeze fetish fiction site that went defunct in 2005. Not wanting to lose the great contributions to our culture the sneeze erotica community provided, they acted to ensure future generations could find these sacred texts of sexy sneezes and perhaps gain enlightenment upon reading them.

So, of course, Mix mined the place and we read it.

This week, Extra Credit is the Scat Man AND the Hat Man.

Dijon Du Jour and Secret Gaygent 69 birthed twin documents after several nights of “doc making”. Neither remembered it because it happened in a dream, a convenient fiction.

Now forget about all that and get ready for some nonsense.

The Dream Fiction Wiki is a place where fan canon is developed and compiled for fictional properties from anime to video games to feature films (note: some of those are actually real) and mostly kids making up insane nonsense and immortalizing it online. Kinda like the Elizabeth Storybook stuff we read for Garbage Day. So join us for a foray into a world that does not exist within a world that does not exist.

This week, Extra Credit opens up the Altar of Hidden Evil.

The advent of the internet made fad dieting more popular than ever and the adherents of said diets more insufferable with each community that popped up. Also like most fad dieting online or off, the foods and activities associated often lead to horrible practices that endanger dieters and their loved ones.

Enter Reddit.

r/keto is here to advise you to ditch all carbs, all fruits, most vegetables, and just pile on the fats. Come along with us while we marinate in disastrous diets and the victims who swear by them.

This week, Extra Credit needs more numbers!

Deep in the recesses of Archive Of Our Own is a stream that runs eternal, with force so powerful it demolishes that which it creates only to recreate it and demolish it again. Words flow freely here, but most of them are about one thing. One man.

Chris Redfield is apparently a character from the Resident Evil series who’s known primarily or being a white guy, different in each iteration, and I guess looks like he’s stowing melons in his shirt? Look, several people had to explain to me who Chris Redfield is and nothing they’ve told me explains the fascination this fanfic author has with him. andersd5 aka HeirofRedfield aka actually no they aren’t the same person writing nonstop Chris Redfield/OC slashfic I swear! has written hundreds of thousands of words describing the many odd circumstances in which Chris Redfield fucks or gets fucked. Come swim in the tags as we read descriptions and excerpts of these bizarrely specific sexcapades.

This week, Extra Credit doesn’t want to read such dribble.

We return to an unhinged twitter account already in progress!

Normal: a social construct designed to assess the most commonplace outlooks, beliefs, activities and happenings. Being such a relative concept, one is often forced to ask a rather philosophical question about what exactly normal is. Though a true ideal normal can never be attained, we still struggle to understand, for good and for bad, the median in which humanity falls from subject to subject.

Is It Normal? is a website that asks this deep, existential question and comes up with an answer by vote. Unfortunately the people who vote on what is normal on Is It Normal are themselves not very normal. What, then, can be gained by perusing such a website? Well, comedy of course, my dear listeners! Comedy and bewilderment such that only the internet can provide.

Toady, Extra Credit is not sacry, it’s very pretty.

Ages ago, in the before-times, we covered the site Monster Girl Unlimited. Unfortunately, that site died. But that’s okay because it was NOT AN OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZED SOURCE OF CANONICAL MONSTER GIRL INFORMATION.

Now, Monster Girl Encyclopedia? THAT is the source of all the hot new Monster Girl facts as declared by the MGE creator Kenkou. Kenkou knows what he likes, namely giant breasted, sex-starved monster girls who might engage in same-sex relations but those will never show up in the story. Everything else is not allowed. No monster boys. No gay monsters or humans. Look, it’s just not this thing.

Let’s get our growl on as we explore the spicy and sweet entries and opinions on these horrendous monstrous sex clowns.

This week, Extra Credit is corrupted by Lilim’s touch.

You ever think about what you’ll do in a post-apocalyptic setting? The fall of man, the collapse of civilization, that sorta thing? Obviously it’s simultaneously a real and harrowing concept and also a ridiculous exercise in overly wrought paranoia. Well, knowing us, we’re more interested in the people on the latter end of that spectrum.

There were, and somehow continue to be, an endless array of forums dedicated to the concept of the zombie apocalypse. These people are varying levels of badass and mostly men and run the gamut of shit-talking teenager to 40-year-olds who argue in earnest with shit-talking teenagers. Join us as we talk rations, armaments, and about how everyone is a stupid sheep except for us.

This week, Extra Credit wants to share a romantic MRE dinner with you.

Join us on a quick float through some very specific fetish content, inspired largely by the scene in Alice in Wonderland where she floats on her dress. Yeah…