A special question to the cis guys out there: you ever think to yourself “boy… I sure am jealous that my girlfriend/wife can conceivably produce milk from her breasts. That is something I would find quite arousing if it were possible for me to do as well.” and then sigh in resignation as your soul cries out to the heavens that you can never know true joy?

Well, stop yelling at the heavens because not only CAN you encourage your itty biddy tiddies into secreting pale sweet fluids, you can also get a boner! Just listen to the following testimonials of real life guys who have found their answer. These brave souls at justusboys.com, r/AdultBreastfeeding, Archive of Our Own, and So Furry will walk us through the life, the subculture, and the fantasy that comes along with embracing one’s male lactation fetish.

This week, Extra Credit is plowing fertile fields of beef and milk.

Kazemaru is a furry who has a lot of questions about life, Star Fox, and just about anything else you can think a furry online could want to know!

Here’s just a few of them!

We all know those stuffy Victorian types were huge disgusting perverts, but did you know they were just as bereft of understanding for the human body, proper health, and general creativity as we are today?

The Pearl was a 19th century publication dedicated to “poetry”, “stories”, “songs”, and “jokes” of the blue persuasion. Named with about as much subtlety as a brick with a dick, The Pearl seemed to delight in poking fun at social mores of the time by cheekily referring to anal sex and dildoes whenever they could. About the only thing as common as these themes are the obvious descriptions of sexually transmitted infections. Join us as we muddle through the boners of our forbearers.

This week, Extra Credit derries down!

The internet has found many ways to reduce all kinds of art to bland, predictable, fetish-ridden nonsense, so why not the craft of adapting a story to be acted out?

r/screenwriting is allegedly a place where people learn to write screenplays, but in practice, is that really what happens? Join us as we trip over tropes, remain unmoved by the maudlin, and scratch our heads at how anyone can envision what’s written down to show up on a screen, despite the inclusion of Int., Bedroom, Morning, Girl.

This week, Extra Credit must leave our future in the past.

HMMPHHMMMHMMMPHPMMMMM HMMMM ! HMMMMMMMMMMMMPHMM!

gasp WHEW! Sorry about that. Just getting my HOM fix. Oh what’s that? What’s HOM?

You silly silly fool, HOM is an acronym for hand-over-mouth. You know… The thing where someone covers someone else’s mouth, typically to shut them up. You can’t seriously expect me to believe you’ve never felt the irresistible urge to just explode in orgasmic bliss at the sight of someone cupping their palm over the mouth of another!

Time to rectify this.

This week, Extra Credit gets a special massage.

TV dinners leaving you feeling cold? Well, take that op-onion and chop it up for all the internet to see! I mean, you certainly don’t want them in your meal. Surely your e-tears will win over the CEO of Marie Callendar’s who is on the other end, reviewing all feedback left on various sites such as Amazon, Walmart, and Chick Advisor.

Or maybe you just need to bring your glasses while grocery shopping.

This week, Extra Credit is mad that our food has YUCKY MUSHROOMS IN IT!

As a special addendum to our Supernanny episode  we invite you to take a few moments and join us for our stirring renditions of songs provided by The Supernanny Fanon Wiki.

Enjoy!

I hope you’ve learned your lesson from the Creepy Zoo, because if not we’ve got some fresh punishments for you!

The Supernanny Fanon Wiki is an endless expanse of fan-created materials, meta-materials, meta-meta-materials, and materials just plain unrelated to the reality show Supernanny. Sure, The F Plus just covered this subject, but when has that ever stopped us before? Come join us as we learn all about how to punish and… how to encourage!

This week, Extra Credit is very concerned with the integrity of our various devices.

Remember TV Tropes? Sure ya do! And so do we, because we got a document about one of their forums.

The Worldbuilding Forums at tvtropes.org is filled with aspiring writers desperately trying to figure out where exactly their stories take place. Posters grasp for the fine details and motivations that should, in theory, be the driving forces of their plot. But dang it! It’s hard! And they already came up with an idea, so could you just finish it for me? Thanks!

This week, Extra Credit learns all the tropes that take place within slavery.

So we’ve heard of a lot of outlandish, disgusting fetishes over the course of The F Plus and Extra Credit, so perhaps it seems strange to read a forum about a relatively tame obsession such as jeans. Well, maybe being into types of clothes is pretty common, but these jean perverts are fucking awful people!

This week, Extra Credit is doin’ time for lovin’ denim.

Readers: Shell Game, Dijon Du Jour, Mix,  Malt and Achilles’ Heelies

Music: My Humps – Alanis Morissette