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Episode 25: Blank Audio File

We’re back?  Helicopter decapitation, doors that swing bolth ways.  Boxing sucks, Christian Mingle success stories.  Mormon Mingle.  Get compfartable, everyone.

Episode 24: Double Drivel

Genuine thanks for the A-hole email, pointless headlines, that’s not the definition of insanity, Sam’s stroke when faced with pictures in the dictionary, luck be a lady, Gary Shambles, a truck with food in it, the one and only Christian Mingle, GoDaddy.

Episode 23: Revenge of the Noids

Sam’s episode.  Facebook attention, PONCE, Fedex golf club commercials, Pretty girls should have all the greeting jobs, super long baseball game story with scalpers.  9/11 9th anniversary.

Episode 22: Optometrist Prime

Email tip of the day, engagement rings with teeth, playing video games is the same as creating them, monkey teeth, inbox full, pronunciations, peanut butter ant farm, holy money.

Episode 21: Optimist Prime

Movies all suck, strangulation=success, hows your funeral coming along?  Death to hair.  Weed smoke machines, I agree with all 67 pages.

Episode 20: Join My Court 15 Club

Error, Sam didn’t write me.

Episode 19: Y2K12

The description for this podcast was lost in the great Y2K flood/fire/radiation/massacre/?/yeah/death/explosion/implosion/inconvenience/computer.

Episode 18: Expelled: Exposed: Exposed: Exposed

News no one needs to know about, dark helmet, dot races, whatever, who cares about anything except for that kid and Josh Hamilton.

Episode 17: Bull Suit Podcast

Weather reports. Bull suits. Personalized plates, BGJNSN3.  Crosswalk father of the year.  Why are you at this little kid party?  Gimmie the “I don’t want to be noticed” cut.  Kitten Caboodles.  Men at work.  Are you on the team?  Casey B Anthony.

Episode 16: Elrond Hubbard

Father’s Day Spectacular!  Marvin Gaye.  Uh, I’ll just google map it.  We can put a man on the moon, but we can’t control the weather?  Hindsight is actually a cointoss.  FU, please.  Hairy monkey men and their mean women.  Oh my aching back.