Episode 15: Automotive Payroll System

King James is rich.  Automotive payroll systems.  Why won’t you sell me your crap?  Real meat is clean, fake meat is gross.  Stupid phrases.  Something about M. Bison from Street Fighter and Mars  Volta.  Humans and the slightest temperature change.

Episode 14: I Owned a Kid Sister and a My Buddy

Small children interactions.  Talk to the robot because the face aint listening,  Blood duping “You scared the crap out of me in this totally public place!”  Not even anything happens for a reason.  Find your soulmate Homer.  In your face, space coyote!

Episode 13: It’s Bad Luck to Name Your Podcasts

High class limousine services, entrance solutions.  How many handicapped parking spots does it take to change a light bulb?  Cutting Comcast.  Sleeping rituals.  “It is to be understood spiritually”  Big sunglasses.  “That’s not how it occurs in nature.”

Episode 12: Going, Going, Gonorrhea

Got any good raptor recipies?  “I’m in the carney business”.  I’m not important, but my signature is.  Unsubscribe me.  Don’t visit WebMD.com, it doesn’t know what is wrong with you.  WTF is a sneeze whisperer?  Jesus wants you! to give me money.

Episode 11: Final Episode

Why am I even writing this?  There’s no point, the raptors are coming to kill us all.  Audio cable price gouging.  WTF does a godparent even do? Nickleback sucks more or less than Wolfmother.  Enough with the Fockers already.  Water kills.

Episode 10: Woman, You Know You Woman

Video game store nerdployees.  Osama is still dead right?  Use your turn signal!  Hats serve a purpose beyond making you look like a d-bag?  Wolfmother YOU SUCK!  Mike Patton says so.  Who gives an S about gay marriage?  Busted! for being a normal person.

Episode 9: Lizard the Magic Dragon

Soup Nazis.  Impatient microwaves.  If killing Osama Bin-Laden is wrong, we don’t want to be right.  “If anyone asks, I’ll be in the Hudson”.  Idiots trying to get killed at crosswalks.  Facebook tagging.  A coal miner says what?  Unholy haircuts.

Episode 8: Human Trafficking Jam

The worst/best band of all time.   Getting Wells Farg-owned.  Alien g-mail verification.  “What the hell did that coal miner say?”.  Ass-gaskets and Lady Ass-Gasket.  Why did you die for us J-man?

Episode 7:  The One Where We Totally Rip Off Friends

Things, things, and more things.  Computer literacy; stories; “Act Now!;” Iraqi oil; soundtracks; horse racing; some more great commercials; and a brand new little segment!

Episode 6: Access Main Hollywood

Access main program… access main security…  Fun with sound clips, tales of 1st world medical problems, f those humans, and the Ten Commandments!  I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!