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  • The First 100 Days

    April 29, 12 PM Retweet at Charlie kirk 11: 100 days ago a new message, leader, & movement took the Oval Office! A government FOR the people BY the people

    April 28, 09: PM .at Lou Dobbs just stated that "President Trump's successes are unmatched in recent presidential history" Thank you Lou!

    April 26, 05 AM First the Ninth Circuit rules against the ban & now it hits again on sanctuary cities-both ridiculous rulings. See you in the Supreme Court!

    April 23, 10:AM The Democrats don't want money from budget going to border wall despite the fact that it will stop drugs and very bad MS 13 gang members.

    April 21, 8 AM China is very much the economic lifeline to North Korea so, while nothing is easy, if they want to solve the North Korean problem, they will

    April 21, 05:AM No matter how much I accomplish during the ridiculous standard of the first 100 days, & it has been a lot (including S.C.), media will kill!

    April 19, 07: AM Dems failed in Kansas and are now failing in Georgia. Great job Karen Handel! It is now Hollywood vs. Georgia on June 20th.

    April 16, 07 AM Why would I call China a currency manipulator when they are working with us on the North Korean problem? We will see what happens!

    April 13, 08 AM I have great confidence that China will properly deal with North Korea. If they are unable to do so, the U.S., with its allies, will! U.S.A!

    April 11, 07 AM North Korea is looking for trouble. If China decides to help, that would be great. If not, we will solve the problem without them! U.S.A. !!

    April 8, 2 PM The reason you don't generally hit runways is that they are easy and inexpensive to quickly fix (fill in and top)!

    April 2, 08:AM The real story turns out to be SURVEILLANCE and LEAKING! Find the leakers.

    April 1, 07 AM When will Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd and at NBC News start talking about the Obama SURVEILLANCE SCANDAL and stop with the Fake Trump/Russia story?

     

     

    March 31, 06:04 AM Mike Flynn should ask for immunity in that this is a witch hunt

    18 min
  • Bacon's Log

    Bacon's Log: A Short Novel in Word Form by Clam Simmons

    Table of Contents

    Foreword: By Author

     

    Prologue: A Pre-Chapter

    Chapter 1: The Early Education of Honus Bacon

    Chapter 2: Petty Living Page

    Chapter 3: Bulge Fusion

    Chapter 4: South Country Migration

    Chapter 5: The Price of Paradise

    Chapter 6: The Long and Lonely Path of A Great Backup Quarterback

    Chapter 7: Great Silence in the Desert

    Chapter 8:Plunging into the Darkness

    Chapter 9: The Whale That Escaped from the Belly of the Cave

    Chapter 10: Spewed Out Into the Bottom of the World

    Chapter 11: A Family Reunion of Sorts

    Chapter 12: A New Life In Exile

     

    2 hr 3 min
  • A Cure for Locked Bowels: Oscar Addlepatter Reads the Collected Ozark Superstitions of Vance Randolph

    Joshy's Corner features 18 Carat Affair's Desire. This episode features selections from Vance Randolph's 1951 classic "Ozark Superstitions" courtesy of Columbia University Press. Vance Randolph spent decades in the Missouri and Arkansas Ozarks collecting the phrases, superstitions, taboos, song and semantics endemic to region. 

    The penultimate episode of the season !!! visit clamsimmons.com for more info.

    22 min

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