Eric and Jay will wax philosophical about the tangible and practical benefits of our most sacred institution-- how has marriages changed from sacrament to contract over the many thousand years, and what interest does the state have in it's preservation? To the cynic, control and taxation but traditionalists say it's the foundational core of the nuclear family, which poses the largest threat to the power of the state. And what of the rights of women? In ancient times a married woman was property, but now marriage protects her rights, not the least of which is financial security and the disincentivizing of desertion. Is love necessary for staying in a marriage, or will marriage keep you in love? Also, astronauts are stuck up in space and they won't be back until next year, this is your chance to get a good ape costume before they get back. And movie reviews-- The Crow, Deadpool & Wolverine and more.

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Daniel Saavedra-Arreola was hiding from Albuquerque Police this past January in a vacant building. Officers found him inside a closet, and he came out swinging a knife and a pipe. Officers responded with deadly forces and Saavedra-Arreola did not survive. Police officers knew a suspect was there-- they are seen on cameras calling out for him in the apartment, his exact location unknown, to show himself and surrender peaceably. An officer was almost injured, and a taser was deployed before more lethal force, but to no effect. Now the video cam footage has been released but the state's attorney hasn't decided yet whether or not to charge the four officers involved-- leaving them to be judged instead by the court of public opinion, all of whom may form an actual jury later. Former cop Eric and current cop Tyler go through the footage and break it down-- would they have done it differently?

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Fins Quarterback Tua Tagovailoa took time out of his busy schedule to address something really important: his ex-coach Brian Flores is a really terrible person. However you might have guessed that some terrible people had reached levels of power and influence in an organization like the NFL, so what's what's the controversy? Also, did Gosder Cherilus, ex-Lions lineman pee on a guy? During an airplane flight? Let's hear his side of it, it has to be good. Minshew Mania continues in the desert, Randy Gregory is MIA, and a fire in California that isn't just a random Newsome policy. 

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Build The Wall! Democrats realize the only way they can keep themselves save from the wave of non documented travelling human beings who have come up to Chicago, and others who are criticizing the US' involvement in V̶i̶e̶t̶n̶a̶m̶ Gaza, is to build a big damn wall to keep them out. Can Trump capitalize on this irony? RFK Jr-- constantly ostracized by mainstream Democrats, including his own illustrious family-- may be changing tactics to throw his support behind Trump. Is is the edge Trump needs? Meanwhile Social Security has been hacked. Don't worry though, the federal government, that catalogues your very existence is on it. Veep nominee Tim Walz just keeps misspeaking-- but is anyone listening? After Biden, is there even a threshold for gaffes anymore? Eric Tansey, the bullet with a mullet and Deadleg, present, take on the news in a way that will keep you from getting depressed.

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What is Ozempic-- is it the new steroids? The injectable med for Type II diabetes is being abused for weight loss purposes. But since it's only what's on the outside of a celebrity that matters, shouldn't they be doing everything they can? You've seen the Raygun breakdancing memes everywhere-- is it justifiable shaming or has it crossed into bullying? Mike Tyson and social media influencer Jake Paul prepare to do batle-- will Tyson orphan Paul's children (assuming their mother dies of grief)? Lastly Dennis Quaid's film about Ronald Reagan is being censored by Facebook and Netflix-- what is the explanation, and who knows? To answer all these and other pressing questions held by the west in a time when the truth is so obscure it cannot even be found when ardently sought, two former police officers turned internet comedians-- Eric and Jay will perform in "Uncuffed."

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This was FTS' line in the sand. All the cops on YouTube and Social Media immediately jumped on the mainstream media's hate bandwagon towards police response in Uvalde-- without knowing about it. Only now, two years later, is information finally being released-- how does our first response hold up with everything we are about to learn in the news? It's the moment we've been waiting for, to find out if our calls to reserve judgment were  

Originally airing in July 8, 2022, following the preliminary after action report from Advanced Law Enforcement Rapid Response Training (ALERRT) Center in Texas, Mike the Cop and Eric Tansey talk about Uvalde-- which left 19 dead.  

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Olympics occurred; Cowboys contract negotiation problems, Chiefs quiet down, preseason begins, Patriots new Sheriff lays down the law; the heat is on in Phoenix; Pros take on new problems.

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London Metropolitan Police Commissioner Mark Rowley said in an interview that London police would extradite and jail Americans for online posts about riots in the UK. Apparently the redcoats are in a snit about false rumors spread online that an asylum seeker was responsible for a mass stabbing at a Taylor Swift-themed dance event that left three girls dead and others wounded. Their suspect is someone who immigrated to the UK-- so for Merry Ol' England it's a crisis of national identity, politics, and of course, silencing anyone who speaks out against the crown. Unfortunately for them Americans have a long tradition of telling them where to go on such matters-- but how long is Eric Tansey safe?! 

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Police in Austria have questioned three teenagers suspected of plotting a suicide attack at a Taylor Swift show, sparking renewed concerns over the indoctrination of young people online-- but about the decadency of the west or about how everyone ignores that Swift has terrible music? Country singer Elle King claims actor father made her attend fat camp as a kid, missed all her birthdays. Sucks that she had to deal with the same thing we all had to deal with. At least she can sing a song about it and make a million dollars. Danny Masterson has been transferred from maximum security Corcoran State Prison in Central California-- could it be inmate outrage that the nostalgic cash grab That 90s Show didn't include him? Probably. Joe Rogan is suing MSNBC for 30 million dollars. Why? Any reason is good enough! Joaquin Phoenix is soft and cold on the set of his latest movie-- find out why. Eric and Jay have comedy on Monday.

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Florida cops had a run in with a man in a wheelchair who was not above the petty offense of ramming police with his hover-round. A judge in Miami Dade County as said he's "never seen a case like this, no one there can be the bigger person." But was this a small crime or just a small criminal? Responding to a DV call, Bryant Amastha, a YouTuber and recording artist had a run-in with his mother before he had his run-in with police. That's when the 32-year old failure to launch case threw himself at the public servants at the cops who refused to Baker Act his mom. After the arrest Amastha told the press he got straight up manhandled-- but what does the body cam show? Is it all just a performance for the internet or is it the police punching down yet again?  

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