Therapy helped me realize that being surrounded by secret operatives has been a huge obstacle to achieving my goals. From now on, my moral compass is pointed straight past the haters to my success.

Counterintelligence is a rough trade. Not everyone makes it in the business of spy craft. Fortunately, you can always fall back on your acting career.

Can’t tell if Scientology Fair Game or if this is just how bill companies are.

Old chap old chum, I gave it the old college try, I really did old sport, and yet we’re still in a bit of a pickle, a bit of a bind, aren’t we? Fortunately, fermented foods are full of probiotics and aid in longevity and gut health. Everyone loves a winner.

I’m currently pickling my heart, and won’t be sharing it with any ingrates who effed my career for this black ops thanks.

Hey all—time to get “straight” to the point. Last week I walked back and forth and around the block trying to work up my courage to walk into a police station and start the “Hey, here are the names of some people who may be trying to permanently disenfranchise me. Just in case,” convo. Meanwhile the ones who got away with the early phases can still get called out on my podcast if not in the Oberlin and Wellesley alumni newsletter.

Just like “Cubesmart Karma” in 2018-Noelle is being funneled a massive amount of money by her CIA handlers while I am being subjected to housing harassment. Let’s hope this time I am given the advantage and Noelle will have her grant revoked so she can be replaced with someone better.

Also everything I say is copyrighted so you can’t steal from me.

As a symbol of working class resilience and voice of The People, I wanted to share with you why my getting blackballed out of industry showcases during my senior year at acting school must be rectified not for the sake of my personal gain—but for justice.

The mind is a terrain that is vast and nebulous, and memory can emerge in tact and full of significance after years of lying dormant. Was curious who all here has almost been kidnapped?

Putting the “nah” in Uttanasana.

Some cults brainwash you into letting people whom you perceive as relatively privileged get away with individually abusing you because their wealth is spiritualized into a blank check for virtue.

Other cults brainwash you into letting people whom you perceive as relatively oppressed get away with individually abusing you because their systemic oppression is spiritualized into a blank check for virtue.

One encounter illuminates ideology of the latter at a yoga class in 2015.

Truly, karma is instructive to us all—if by “karma”, we mean a man in a spy van who bribes yoga substitute teachers to give you back spasms.