I Stanislavski.

There’s so much to choose from.

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it, is this a multi-interest black ops?

In an objectively crazy move, a theater director asked me for a letter of reference and then shared an unauthorized version that she edited herself-I’m pretty sure for no reason other than incentivized psychological warfare. When I expressed a violation of trust standards and asked her to rectify the ethical breach as we were approaching rehearsals, she fired me from the show and pretended it was entirely my decision to leave.

I want you to know that the complete violation of my intellectual and human rights is fine because, as the Upper Middle Class has already conscientiously acknowledged on my behalf, other people have it much worse.

Therapy helped me realize that being surrounded by secret operatives has been a huge obstacle to achieving my goals. From now on, my moral compass is pointed straight past the haters to my success.

Counterintelligence is a rough trade. Not everyone makes it in the business of spy craft. Fortunately, you can always fall back on your acting career.

Can’t tell if Scientology Fair Game or if this is just how bill companies are.

Old chap old chum, I gave it the old college try, I really did old sport, and yet we’re still in a bit of a pickle, a bit of a bind, aren’t we? Fortunately, fermented foods are full of probiotics and aid in longevity and gut health. Everyone loves a winner.

I’m currently pickling my heart, and won’t be sharing it with any ingrates who effed my career for this black ops thanks.

Hey all—time to get “straight” to the point. Last week I walked back and forth and around the block trying to work up my courage to walk into a police station and start the “Hey, here are the names of some people who may be trying to permanently disenfranchise me. Just in case,” convo. Meanwhile the ones who got away with the early phases can still get called out on my podcast if not in the Oberlin and Wellesley alumni newsletter.

Just like “Cubesmart Karma” in 2018-Noelle is being funneled a massive amount of money by her CIA handlers while I am being subjected to housing harassment. Let’s hope this time I am given the advantage and Noelle will have her grant revoked so she can be replaced with someone better.

Also everything I say is copyrighted so you can’t steal from me.