Texas attempts to pass a terrifying conservative abortion law (Handmaid's tale anyone?), Teenage Mandi and Arika devise new and exciting ways to make money. Charlotte drinks champagne.

Charlotte finally answers the age-old question... "What exactly is Spotted Dick?" Mandi and Tammy have an unwanted adventure on the Greyhound bus. Charlotte almost flips her brand new car on the freeway (and again in the snow). Fire makes a cameo.

Mandi and Cyrus get married and throw a fabulous party in Las Vegas. Charlotte gets high and motorboats Mandi's boss. Penthouses get thrashed. Fun is had by all.

Charlotte drinks beer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, sake AND wine,  and then records her beautiful voice for your enjoyment. Charlotte, Mandi, and Cortney recall our fondness for Zima, Boones Farm, and simpler times. Smirnoff Ice creates an untameable monster. Cortney befriends an innocent man incarcerated in Nevada named Jerry White. 

Listen in as we delight you with stories of alcohol-saturated bad choices and a rare smart choice that could have easily ended badly. Pants down in front of the Hemlock in SF? Check. Invited onto a yacht in Florida? Check. Spoiler alert... we're still alive! Plus a bonus message from a special Patron. Fun for probably none of your family! 

We swim down the deep dark internet sinkhole that is Corey Feldman's current form, as well as embarrass ourselves in new and exciting ways for your entertainment. Bright light city gonna set my soul, gonna set my soul on fire... VIVA LAS VEGAS!

This episode has it all! We managed to talk about Racist America, The World Series of baseball, riots, drunken tattoos, girls in lingerie performing sub-par musical numbers, AND THE COREYS all into one show-stopping episode! 

Charlotte, Mandi and Cortney begin the process of writing our very first romance novel.

As it turns out we are probably already dead and this podcast is a weird manifestation of purgatory. Enjoy!