It's an epic ExMo mail day! We dish the realness during an unboxing of hilarious and delicious-smelling candles from our friends at The ExMo Candle Co. Former FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe (fired by Trump hours before his retirement) wins his pension back. AT&T is hemorrhaging customers as the world learns about One America News (OAN). Marjorie Taylor Greene continues to steal the souls of babies. We share a funny listener story, and Mandi & Yvette have a wild night in Vegas and learn the value of a cabana in the cold desert winter. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHOUT OUT to our brother Casey, who will always be cooler than we are.

We discover ProPublica which leads us down a dark and twisted path... juvenile court judge Donna Scott Davenport in Rutherford County, TN, has a history of jailing children for profit (seriously). In California this week, a ninja attacks a group of military soldiers with a katana, and "Stealthing" is now a crime. We tell you what's cool on Netflix and take a childhood trip down memory lane; Utah, USA where we got our start at making poor life choices like drinking ditch water, eating icicles, handling feral cats, cow poop contamination and so much more! 

We revel in the absolute deliciousness of the judgments against Alex Jones for being a pile of human garbage, Marjorie Taylor Greene acts like a rabid sociopath, and a racist 'Proud Boy' is convicted of shooting up a police station posing as a BLM protestor. The righteous Mormon publication 'The Miracle Of Forgiveness" gets Amazon reviews, Mariah Carey buys produce, and Mandi & Charlotte experience live music for the first time since the pandemic. Our new sponsor, "Sacred Uterus Of Holy Texas" makes its debut. 

FHE with Bad Mormons parables are a perfect on-the-go substitution for our regular episodes! All the fun stories, with none of the politics or current events to weigh you down, conveniently packaged in a bite-sized episode! Step into a blast from the past with Charlotte, Mandi, Ozzy, Slaughter, Randy Rhodes, Tom Petty., & Ugly Kid Joe. 

AND for the first time on the internet... introducing our patent-pending "Kid Rock Lameness Scale"!

We learn that "White Mormon Jesus" has some serious kinks about sinners. We are introduced to the concept of "Q Tips" (hint... it's not for wiping away errant eyeliner strokes), review the tRump 9/11 boxing extravaganza (Very bad... really poor numbers. Terrible ratings), and we discover how the far-right conspiracy theorist "Justice for J6" rally is crumbling under the pressure of right-wing conspiracy theories. We also relive teenage antics, learn about false memories and share some of our favorite budget-friendly tips and tricks!

Have you ever wondered the significance of that dream where you're shopping for a new house to rent, but all the houses are floating on giant styrofoam bricks and it is imperative that you get one with the perfect closet sliding door? This and other very important dream interpretations are yours this week for the low low price of FREE. Also, our friend Joey has a solution to the current hotbed of national debate... Abortion.

We take a look at the "Fetal Heartbeat" abortion law that the state of Texas has just imposed upon its citizens and review the years-long groundwork that's been laid by the conservative Republican's to ensure its approval (And according to some theorists... the beginning of the end of the GOP as we know it). Charlotte is forced into manual labor while on vacation. Mandi avoids prison in Panama.

...(and other bands your Dad likes). Mandi and Charlotte discover the luxury of linen sheets as well as a truly horrifying Mormon publication called "The Miracle Of Forgiveness". Dave Grohl continues to amaze and inspire. Charlotte wreaks havoc at a .38 Special/REO Speedwagon/Styx concert. Mandi relives her first concert experience camping out for tickets at Smith's and spending... An Evening With Metallica.

Three daughters of a conspiracy theorist have an unscripted conversation fueled by whiskey, affogatos and wine. Have the uber-rich successfully created a society designed to oppress, divide and keep us in a life of servitude? Or maybe it's just nature taking its course in an attempt to bring order back to the chaos we create when one species becomes overpopulated. We also rate celebrity plastic surgery.

Charlotte and Mandi rate and review wine from Trader Joe's, The Magic Castle, Disneyland, The D.I. and Somebody's Attic as they exist in the Covid Delta Variant timeline. Mandi accidentally makes racist Christmas ornaments. Charlotte accidentally discovers (with the help of quantum physics and string theory) that we are most definitely already dead... multiple times over.