Charlotte, Mandi, and special guest Mysterious Molly get silly and attempt to entertain after a long day of drinking in the sun. We introduce Molly to the Mormon Trail, learn more about evil in human form, Madison Cawthorn, and share a few memorable trips to Baja...inspired by many shots of tequila.

You're invited to join us as we learn about Utah's mysterious Kays Cross, get pumped for Swallow's Day, and obsess over platform shoes. Ricky Schroder is fighting for his right to prioritize his comfort over the life of anyone else, civilians in Ukraine are fighting back against Russian soldiers and Florida introduces the "Don't Say Gay" bill (probably for attention). We turn to the comedy greats for some laughs and fun memories during these frustrating and depressing times.

We're back! Just when you think it's safe to be cautiously optimistic about the re-opening of the world... innocent people in Kyiv are getting bombs dropped in their city and there's a very real threat of a nuclear attack. Russian soldiers are using Tinder to hook up with women in the country they've invaded and are getting catfished for intel. We demand an apology from George Bush for "Citizens United" and share stories of an illegal beach camping trip in Hawaii and a sea turtle rescue mission in Mexico.

Sippin' on wine, tackling our feelings for James Gunn, and wondering if avoiding prosecution for inherent racism is really behind Tesla's big move out of California... that's what we're bringing to the internet in this week's episode! Don't worry, we absolutely did some stupid shit in our youth and are drunk enough to tell you about it. Again.

We share a SPOILER filled review of The Book Of Boba Fett, discuss the benefits of being vaccinated in modern society, and spin yarns of puppies, rich folks, banana slugs, and our favorite adopted parents who welcomed a bunch of degenerates to share a taste of the good life in the Pacific Northwest. 

We dish the goods on our current favorite show binges, make ear love to our Patrons, and finally nail down a solid plan for our New Religion; along with developing artwork and our first commandment... thou shalt embrace concert karma. But this week's real fun lies in sharing our discovery (late, we know) of just how fundamentally vile a person Matt Gaetz actually is. 

Your favorite classy lassies drink chardonnay from a bowl and captivate with classics like, "MTG Gets A New Name:" "Would You Rather: GQP Edition" and of course the inspiring title of this episode. We also tell drunk stories and embarrass ourselves repeatedly for your entertainment.

Well... we caught the Omicron (luckily we are vaxxed and it's fairly mild) and 'Schitt's Creek' is on binge. Charlotte explains the rules over at the NHL. We check in on the folks investigating the attempted coup at the US capitol this time last year, we willfully mispronounce the "Koch Brothers" and their secret dark money empire, and we dig up some funnies for your listening pleasure.

Charlotte, Mandi, and Cortney travel to AZ to cheer on the Seahawks as they take on the Cardinals in their home stadium. We learn that Satan controls the water, Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson get in a fight on Fox Entertainment Network, Liz Cheney once again proves that Republicans can be decent human beings (while MTG repeatedly proves the opposite). We tell stories of road trips, piercings, being molested by TSA, all while the words "balls" and "buttholes" are spoken a combined total of 1,285 times. Enjoy!

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The LDS church owns BILLIONS in stock equity, MTG has been permanently banned from Twitter. The assistant police chief in Kent, WA has been suspended for being an outright racist. Mandi assists Tiffany in fulfilling her destiny as a key member of the Backstreet Boys ultimate superfan street team and becomes a fan herself.  

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