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(1894—1956)

U.S. comedian

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and--I can't remember what the third thing is.

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(1893—1967)

U.S. poetwriter

Ducking for apples--change one letter and it's the story of my life.

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(1835—1910)

Familiarity breeds contempt--and children.

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(1878—1937)

U.S. poet

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is never change diapers in midstream.

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(1874—1936), As I Was Saying

Progress is the mother of problems.

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(1876—1933)

U.S. wit

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.

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Quantum mechanics is certainly imposing. But an inner voice tells me that it is not yet the real thing. The theory says a lot, but does not really bring us any closer to the secret of the 'old one'. I, at any rate, am convinced that He is not playing dice.

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In relation to their systems most systematisers are like a man who builds an enormous castle and lives in a shack close by; they do not live in their own enormous systematic buildings.

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(1890—1976)

British mystery writer

Archaelogists make the best husbands. The older you get, the more they're interested.

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(1533—1592), Works, Book II, "Apology for Raimond Semond"

Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens.