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(1937--)

U.S. comedian

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in quiet.

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Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best.

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(1948--), SF author, Small Gods

He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.

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(1878—1937)

U.S. poet and humorist

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

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(1533—1592), French essayist

For more than 40 years I have been speaking prose without knowing.

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(1908—1997)

U.S. writer, about W.C. Fields

Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

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(1872—1933), The Cynic's Calendar, p. 1.

God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends.

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(1889—1945), US humorist

Merely as an observer of natural phenomena, I am fascinated by my own personal appearance. This doesn't mean that I am pleased with it, mind you, or that I can even tolerate it. I simply have a morbid interest in it.

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I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.

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(1879—1935)

U.S. humorist

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.