Famous Quotes

Famous Quotes episodes

April 10 Rita Rudner
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U.S. comedienne

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.

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April 09 Friedrich Nietzsche
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Whoever despises himself still respects himself as one who despises.

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April 05 Ogden Nash
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U.S. poet, in "The Parent," Happy Days, 1933

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

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April 04 Evert Jan Ouweneel
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Vanity in the mountains: six hairpin bends on both sides.
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April 03 Fran Lebowitz
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(1950--)

U.S. writer

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleeep.

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March 31 Fran Lebowitz
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(1950--)

U.S. writer

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

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March 28 H.L. Mencken
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(1880—1956)

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.

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March 27 Rita Mae Brown
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(1944--)

U.S. novelist

Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash.

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March 24 Spike Milligan
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(1918—2002)

English comedian

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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March 21 Wilson Mizner
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(1876—1933)

U.S. dramatistwit

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

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