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(1533—1592), French essayist

For more than 40 years I have been speaking prose without knowing.

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(1908—1997)

U.S. writer, about W.C. Fields

Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

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(1872—1933), The Cynic's Calendar, p. 1.

God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends.

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(1889—1945), US humorist

Merely as an observer of natural phenomena, I am fascinated by my own personal appearance. This doesn't mean that I am pleased with it, mind you, or that I can even tolerate it. I simply have a morbid interest in it.

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I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.

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(1879—1935)

U.S. humorist

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

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We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.

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U.S. comedienne

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

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(43 B.C.--18 A.D.), Roman poet

It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.

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(1856—1915)

U.S. publisher

If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.