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(1908—1997)

U.S. writer

Don't blame God--he's only human.

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(1868—1930)

U.S. humorist

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

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I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he's an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.

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(1905—1978), The Love Letters of Phyllis McGinley, 1954

Sticks and stones are hard on bones/Aimed with angry art,/Words can sting like anything/But silence breaks the heart.

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(1859—1927)

British comic writer

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.

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(1902—1971), Will Consider Situation

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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(1889—1945)

U.S. humorist

Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a big unchivalrous.

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Never regard study as a duty but as an enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the community to which your later works belong.

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(1910--)

U.S. writer

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

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Every man loves the smell of his own farts.

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