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(1944-- )

U.S. novelist

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

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U.S. humorist

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

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(1876—1933)

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady.

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(1950--), Metropolitan Life, 1978.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

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(1906—1982)

U.S. baseball player

Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

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The greatest hazard of all, losing one’s self, can occur very quietly in the world, as if it were nothing at all. No other loss can occur so quietly; any other loss . an arm, a leg, five dollars, a wife, etc. . is sure to be noticed.

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(1863—1935),U.S. poet

There is no time like the pleasant.

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(1935--)

U.S. filmmakercomic

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

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(1896—1996)

U.S. comedian

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

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What will I be doing in twenty years' time? I'll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?