Fan Fiction Writer's Room

Dedan’s the toughest tough at OFF High School. But who’s this baseball-clad chump? Does he think that he is aLSo Tough-gUY?? Doesn’t he know that DeDAnN Is TuFGh Guy??!?

Some dirty, no-good, machine-gun-wielding... fellas... have developed a new weapon. If Solid Snake can ever manage to leave his box, he just might be able to save the world from this newest threat. This buff, sexy, pyramid-shaped threat.

Kermit is a Husky living in the wilds of Alaska. Or maybe he's still a Frog. Some sort of Wolf-Frog? Alright Kermit is Half-Wolf, Half-Husky, Half-Frog, but ALL MAN, and his wife is sick! He and Piggy must brave the harsh Alaskan wilderness to reach the town of Itidarod. Or maybe the trail is called Iditarod? Listen, only one of us saw Balto and it was a long time ago! Give us a break.

We got ourselves a rumble, boys. It's robots vs animals when the juvenile delinquents of Animal High School square off against the strongest toughs of Robo-Tech Technical Institute. Knuckles, Bugs Bunny, and Hello Kitty must defend their turf from those low-life metal-heads Bender, Tom Servo, and Bumblebee. Knuckles knows he can handle those punks, but will Hello Kitty's insatiable bloodlust push the bonds of loyalty to its breaking point?

A magic amulet has turned Finn the Human into a big scary dragon a la Eustace Scrubb in The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, but ain't nobody learnin a lesson about hubris THIS time! Let's ALL become dragons; Hell Yeah!

Hi-i-I-I-i-i! Do you have a moment to hear about our Lord and Saviour Kirby? He came down from the stars to inhale our sins and wear them as fun hats. Chef Kawasaki has run out of wine, and only jars of his bath water are available! Can The Holy Kirby save the wedding, AND our immortal souls?? Forever and ever, Poyo Brrring-HA, Amen.

OUR VERY FIRST EPISODE WITH A GUEST!! Big thanks to our intern Kat, who totally crushed it.

What if the Teen Titans were actual teens? We talkin high school, teen fashion, vapes, angst, some sort of ..of ... internet dance... flossing? yeah flossing. and one. bitchin. house party. You're not my real dad, Batman. CW for some underage drinkin and teen smoochin oh my!

It it the biggest make up convention in all of Oz. Glinda the Good Witch has introduced a new palette. It is the talk of the show. The Wicked Witch of the West, or as her fans know her: Triple Dub, discovers that the palette is a cheap knockoff of one she put out the past year. Glinda will not live this one down. Triple Dub plans to expose her and destroy Glinda's good reputation.

Warning: some weird audio issues in this one. Gonzo journalist Spider Jerusalem traps President Rivers Cuomo in one of his patented hard-hitting interviews ala Frost/Nixon. It's ...Spider/Weezer.