This week's episode is a bit shorter, because Miss Todd was feelin' the smut for these few chapters - important smut, but smut nonetheless. Other than Tessa and Harry having Mai Tais and tangoing for the first time (!), they also fight. Woohoo, healthy relationships!

Also, the narrators do briefly discuss what's next for Fanfiction In Our Twenties at the end of the episode, so please stick around - especially if you've ever been interested in being on the podcast in some way, shape, or form!

We hope y'all enjoy these longer episodes, because they seem to be our new MO! In this week's episode, Miss Todd really puts the narrators' paraphrasing skills to work...While they may be ~iN lOvE~, Hessa still manages to be the toxics girlies we know and hate. Tessa also gets a surprise visitor, and officially starts her internship at Vance Publishing. Riveting, we know.

Who is Tessa's speed-walking visitor? Who does Harry do yoga with, and who has he done it with in the past? How is Julia going to make sure Tessa is constantly fined at work? Listen to find out!

P.S. !!! We know this is the second episode for the month, but we recorded this on on June first, so it's become our Happy Pride episode! So to everyone out there, Happy Pride! We love you and we celebrate you! (Daisy is being Extra Bisexual this month, rest assured.)

You read and heard that right - we're giving you FOUR chapters as an apology for being gone for months <3 

In this week's episode, Tessa and Harry are officially in love (barf). They celebrate by going on vacation and enjoying some...Mai Tais...and also by Tessa getting musty and crusty in the greenhouse and Harry flaring his nostrils at his father. 

Did Tessa date a relative? Is the gang going to bring some '90s realness to Ken and Karen's wedding? What does a dog say? Listen to find out!

Oh hey, long time no see! We missed y'all so much, and are happy to announce that our hiatus is OVER! Now that the narrators are done with their semester of school, FIOT will return to posting weekly episodes of two girlies reading a pain-inducing fanfic to y'all <3

Enjoy this episode of the narrators updating y'all on their lives, 1D news, and recap-ing the last episode so we can dive right back in to the...magic? of After!

Tessa finds harry at the bonfire, he's BUSTED, they argue in the car, she confesses she loves him, she stays at his house. LITERALLY that's all that happens....

This week's episode is UNCUT! That's right - not a single. second. was cut out of this episode. Please enjoy the chaos and the nonsense!

Tessa finally wakes up, but only to have a fight with Harry (unsurprising). Then, she also finally gets a car (surprising!). And she goes on a date with a new(?) suitor (...surprising).

Who's going to SNL? Where is SNL? Where do these characters go to school??? Listen to find out!

So! Tessa kissed Zayn, Harry kissed Molly, Tessa ran out, Harry ran after her... oof! Now Tessa and Harry hash it out on the sidewalk, only for things to get - as they always do - Worse in true Hessa fashion. Liam zooms over in his Fiat to pick Tessa up and take her to his house, and Harry scrambles to find her.

Julia really did ask the real questions in this episode! Why would Harry not consider Liam? How did Tessa not wake up? What One Direction song represents Harry's tWiStEd MiNd? Listen to find out!

Things are FINALLY picking up! Tessa takes up Karen's offer of teaching her how to bake, and as a result Liam takes the L. Then, Liam convinces Tessa to go to Harry's frat's party, where she is met with the sight of Molly sitting on Harry's lap. Uh oh! But it's okay, Tessa has a totally sane and healthy response: flirt with Zayn as "revenge."

Who do sparks fly between in the kitchen? Who pissed in Tristan's closet? Did Johnny sleep with Tessa's mom? Listen to find out!

Oh sick, Hessa are still together, and so it's STILL boring!!! The two of them get ready for Tessa's interview at Vance Publishing by "visiting the aquarium." Then, Tessa has her interview and it goes well. That's literally all that happened. Riveting stuff.

Who's Louis? Where's the octopus' handler? Who do the narrators marry? Listen to find out!