More boring adventures of Tessa and Harry as an Official Couple. Tessa and Harry take separate showers, they sleep and then go to Tessa's dorm to make out in front of a sleeping Steph, Chancellor Styles calls Tessa to his office, and Harry and Tessa get into a little fight. The usual, mundane stuff.

Who shit while Tessa showered? Who's Winnie-the-Poohing it? Whose head does Harry almost pour water on? Listen to find out!

And we're back - for real this time! This week, we see what Tessa and Harry as girlfriend and boyfriend looks like. Unsurprisingly, its Tessa being doubtful and dumb. Steph and the gang become suspicious, there's a debacle with bowling, and Tessa tries a...popsicle...for the first time.

We are so happy to be back reading for y'all this week! We hope you enjoy this episode, we missed y'all! <3

And we're back! Well, kinda-sorta. The narrators had recorded a whole Q+A for this week, but due to an audio mishap, the recording had to be deleted. So, we made do with the intro and outro we were able to record to serve as a quick update for y'all! We're sorry this episode is so short and without the Q+A, but we will be back to reading After next week!

Thank you to everyone for your understanding during our two-week break - we appreciate it so, so much! We look forward to getting back to the mess that is After next week, but in the meantime, enjoy this mess that is this episode.

So, the dinner party continues... Harry and Tessa return downstairs after taking a trip to the water park, where they enjoy some dessert. Then, it's off to bed - except, Tessa gets up to comfort Harry who's having some nightmares. Yikes! Then the next morning, Harry's awfully cuddly until he gets a mysterious phone call. In true Harry and Tessa fashion, they get in a fight during the car ride back to Tessa's dorm, resulting in (of course) a sobbing Tessa and an angry Harry. They proceed to hash it out in Tessa's dorm - where the GAP king awaits! Dun dun dun...

Who is Harry actually in love with? Who is Hollywood? And who is Maury, John Quinones, and Dr. Phil? Who indeed... Listen to find out! This week's episode is VERY special and VERY fun, because the narrators welcome their first ever guest reader - Jaya! Enjoy the usual chaos + one, courtesy of Jaya's amazing humor and endless supply of FACTS!

Harry takes Tessa to his family dinner, and decides to join. Things go so well! Just kidding. There's arguments, kissing, thunder... everything you love to see. 

With these chapters, we're finally half way through the fanfic! Why does Ken speak in, like, ten different voices? What the hell is Karen wearing? Will Tessa ever go to therapy or the hospital??? Listen to find out!

Welcome to the wizarding world of After. Tessa and Harry go shopping for a car for Tessa. While out, they run into a familiar face and are invited to dinner. Tessa and Harry then, of course, have an argument about the dinner. After being dropped off at her dorm, Tessa partakes in cheesy popcorn with Steph, only to be interrupted by - you guessed it - Harry. Then, it's off to dinner!

Why does Matilda's dad make an appearance? Why would someone get arrested for puking in a Wendy's? What Hogwarts houses are the narrators, 1D boys, and After characters in? Listen to find out!

It's the morning after the sleepover! Tessa and Harry discuss some feelings, without really talking about feelings - so the usual. Then, it's off to the car dealership, but not without a trip to the shower. 

As Tessa repeatedly asks: why would Harry want to go to the car dealership with Tessa? Since when was Harry a fedora-wearing ladies' man? What does Harry's morning wood have to say about all of this? Listen to find out! 

*DISCLAIMER! The audio gets pretty bad in the last chapter in the sense that it sounds like the narrators are cutting each other off and speaking over each other. It's due to the fact that they recorded separately, which makes the audio do that sometimes. Sorry!

Happy (belated) Halloween y'all! This episode is quite spooky, simply because we're scared of how terrible Tessa and Harry are. The two see each other at the restaurant, and Harry ends up driving Tessa back to her dorm. They have a very awkward conversation before Tessa goes to watch The Vow. She's then joined by a drunken Harry, who finishes the movie with her, makes her watch Batman, and then passes out. Did somebody say sleepover?

ALSO!!! If you are 18 or older and live in the United States, make sure you're registered to vote and that you VOTE! Your voice matters! Do your part and vote with kindness and empathy.

Did you enjoy last week's episode? Wanna hear it again but will all the outtakes? Then enjoy this uncut version of the narrator's reading of chapters 41 and 42!

Unfortunately, the narrators did not record a new episode for the week, so in lieu of skipping this week we present to you our first ever uncut episode! Usually, lots of shenanigans is cut out of each episode, and this one had some true gems removed that we simply couldn't keep to ourselves. 

What is Julia's iguana's name? What did Deborah do to Caller 5? Welcome to, the Oscars... and listen to find out!

We appreciate y'all's understanding as we figure out our recording schedule along with school, work, etc. Enjoy some REAL chaos this week, and we hope to have the next chapters up next week!

This week, Tessa reveals the mess that is her and Harry's "relationship" to Steph. Then, Tessa reunites with Liam in class - a class where ~someone~ doesn't show up... Then, Steph gives Tessa a makeover and the whole ordeal is TOTALLY not homoerotic at all... The gang then goes out to dinner, and a surprise guest shows up. We don't know about y'all, but we sure are on the edge of our seats!

Again, WHY did it have to be Liam's mom's dishes? Fridays, or Applebee's? Who's going to give Tessa mono? Listen to find out!

Heads up, it's a chaotic one - even though half an hour of chaos was already edited out. But y'all expect chaos by now, right?