In this week’s episode, we finally see Tessa’s horrible night come to an end - but not without some antagonizing from our favorite green-eyed Brit. 

Does Tessa finally find a bathroom in this maze of a frat house? Do we know any of the frat members who live there? Is it a paradise, or a war zone? Listen to find out! 

*DISCLAIMER: There are very few points where the audio cuts out or lags. It’s due to the fact that we record separately over the phone. We apologize for this and appreciate your understanding

In this episode, we go to the party we’ve all been waiting for - and it’s at a frat house! Woohoo! Tessa, Steph, Niall, and - much to Tessa’s annoyance - Harry arrive together. The partygoers, including Zayn(!) are having a great time, except Tessa of course. For her, the night gets worse and worse (but does it really?).

Why is Tessa having such an awful time? Is it because Harry sits on the right arm of the couch, of course? Is it because Zayn’s major is undecided? Is it because she’s lowkey into voyeurism? Listen to find out!

The narrators finally begin reading Anna Todd's After with Daisy as Tessa and Julia as literally everyone else. In these first four chapters, we meet Miss Tessa Young herself, her mom Carol Young, and her boyfriend Noah. Tessa moves into her dorm at Washington State University, where we meet her roommate Steph and Steph's friends, Niall and - you guessed it - Harry.

Is Noah secretly banging Tessa's mom? Is Tessa in love with Steph? Is Harry gay, or is Tessa ugly? Listen to find out!

* DISCLAIMER: The audio cuts out a few times throughout the episode. Please bear with us; we are brand new to the podcast scene. It doesn't happen a lot, but it happens :/ *

In this episode, the narrators introduce themselves and their histories with each other, One Direction, and After. Which boys are Julia's favorites? Why did Daisy read this if Niall's character is almost nonexistent? Why are two twenty-year-olds making a podcast where they read fanfiction? Listen to find out all that and more.