It's been 40 years since the night Michael Myers came home, but Laurie Strode is convinced he won't stay locked away forever. Her paranoid lifestyle has pushed her family away and turned her into a recluse. But Laurie's preparedness pays off when her worst nightmare becomes very real and she's left with no choice but to fight. Driven, brave, strong and sexy; Jamie Lee Curtis takes home GILF of the Year for her leading role in Halloween 2018. Maybe when Michael's done, I could take a stab at her.

 Looking to watch a bunch of people getting absolutely fucked with a giant knife by an even bigger man? Good, cos we're still doing Halloween, and this time its directed by Rob Zombie. Robert gives us a fresh new take on Michael Myers and his story, with 6'8" behemoth of a Mikey and a lot of kid stuff. Kid stuff that one of us are really into. Listen to find out who that is.

 Halloween again already?? Well with a new movie means that Laurie is the main focus right?....right? WRONG!!! In this 2002 version Laurie is a thing of the past and now Michael is living in tunnels under the Myers house.  You heard that right, tunnels...pretty stupid but hey we gave Halloween 5 a chance so why not this!? Sit back and enjoy our cam show as we once again see Michael do what he does best! Of course we mean get his ass kick by Busta Rhymes!! 

 Teen love is in the air, as well as middle-aged love. And who else would sniff it out other than Michael Myers!? It took 20 years, but Michael has found out the whereabouts of Laurie Strode, who is now known as Keri Tate. Myers travels cross country from dreary Illinois to sunny California, where the sun is hot and the victims are hotter! But instead of watching him star in his own road trip movie, we're just gonna watch a mother and son scream at each other for an hour.... don't worry, it picks up during the last 10 minutes.

 Tell a dog to bark and make a chicken cluck. Grab a family member and get ready to LISTEN TO FANGS FOR WAITING! Just like Michael Myers does every Monday morning! Join us as we go googoo-gaga over Paul Rudd for about as long as anyone else would. It's Ant-Man versus the boogieman himself! But not without the help from Dr. Samuel Loomis, played by non other than the legend himself, Donald Pleasence. Can't wait to see Jamie Lloyd exact her revenge on Michael for murdering Rachel, Tina, Max and Sunday. No one else matters. Boy this'll be great. Has to be the best one yet... right?

 TINAAA! JAMIEEE! BILLYYYY! MAAAX! RACHEL!! Uncle? Take your shoes off and step in a pile of hot dog poop. Cant decide if your disgusted or in deep ecstasy? That's what watching Halloween 5 is like. By the way, your parents constantly fantasize about how much better life would be if they never had you.

 Nothing ever tops the piercing tone of a child screaming bloody murder; which is why this timeless holiday classic is the perfect pick to bring the family together for a fun movie night. Back in action and ready to capture the hearts of fans around the world once again, Michael Myers continues his hunt, but this time for the daughter of a late Laurie Strode. It's kind of like those Sprite commercials that are basically coke spending millions of dollars to say, "hey, the bottle looks a little different, but it's still Sprite in there. Just incase you were worried about that." New look, same great taste! And boy-howdy! Isn't it about time we get a villain that's relentlessly stalking a small child? They make the world a better place, ya know? So grab a box of Scooby Snacks and YOUR favorite child and join us as we talk about HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL'S BUSSY!

 Ass slapping! Explosions! Head ripping! Alcohol abuse! Boobies! Head melting! Crickets! Snakes! Androids! Masks! More explosions! Tom Atkins! You want it all? So why are you still reading this!? Click play and listen to this!! Do it! DO IT NOWWW!!

 He was shot six times and fell from a second story window, but when your the personification of pure evil, such fatal blows are nothing more than mere boo-boos and ouchies. Michael Myers continues his hunt for Laurie Strode in this cash grab- I mean, totally original and awesome movie, Halloween II. Some call it "sloppy seconds" compared to the first, but Fangs For Waiting views it as a fun watch with some memorable kills. And hey, what's wrong with sloppy seconds? So you smell your buddy's cologne on her neck; instead of getting upset, see it as a reminder that (A:) you actually have friends, and (B:) sharing is caring. And that's why we're always sharing this content with you. It's simply out of love! Now click that play button, ya little cuck! XOXO

 The boogieman is real... and he's watching you wherever you go. Run all you want, he'll be waiting around the corner. Evil has escaped and it's coming your way; Michael Myers is hungry for some Halloween night carnage and your all invited! Join us as we begin the Halloween series with the movie that changed everything! Unsettling shots and a perfect score are just a sliver of what makes this movie timeless. Dawn your jumpsuit and grab your knives. Hide your kids and hide your wives. We're going to Haddonfield to take some lives!